Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
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GSP101
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What the hell did you do?
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IKickPuppiesHard
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Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".
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elisolauren
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damn
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derper71
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Honesty points? Sorry OP
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Melvar_10
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lol I would just say:
"Yes, you have...."
"Yes, you have...."
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goaliemkl123
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How do we know the next thing his mom said wasn't, "I can't believe you smoked that weed!"
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GSP101
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What the hell did you do?
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himoonkey
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Maybe he's under-age and already addicted to drugs or beer. Or maybe she's disappointed that he probaly had sex too early
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jon120ukfan
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Mom's saying, "I should have swallowed you.."
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kathuzada
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He probably likes country.
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MyMilkShake2Yard
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Or I shouldve put u on my hair
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amoscore
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It could be your siblings and not you, OP.
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Ecklcakes
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Introduce her to OP's long lost sister?
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cadillacgal79
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51-There is nothing wrong with country, If somebody likes a different genre of music than you than there is no need to hate on it, simple as that, you can say you don't care for it and leave it at that.
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babygap1877
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Well, what did you do to make her say that?
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twinny_sc
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44 Come out of the closet. No point in hiding it.
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Blueglasscup
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Yeah sure because it's just that damn simple to come out.
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shrdlu
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#44: Read the play "Death of a Salesman." One of the characters (Biff) was everything you're not, and still discovers he's a failure.
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shrdlu
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Blueglasscup
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At first when I read this I thought it was because OP's mom thought he was ugly.
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ewputthataway
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Thats what I thought o-0 I was thinking: "Daammnnn coollddd...."
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IKickPuppiesHard
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Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".
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bizarre_ftw
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Nice stealing my idea! .... From my head.... As I was commenting it..... >:( *glare*
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DKParth13
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7 I think #5s picture explains his response to your comment
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airforce987
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I'm not sure how your comment below is the same as 5's....
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DKParth13
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Your name is quite disturbing!!
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blond3tt3
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dayum straight .
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bizarre_ftw
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Here's what'cha do. Look her dead in the eye and say "I know" then slip in to your leather ass-less chaps, grab your ball gag and whip, call up some 'friends' to meet you at a preappointed hotel room for your weekly 'game', then hop onto the back of a large black motorcycle driven by some large, creepy looking biker dude, and finally: wave good bye to mummy and say "I love you!" (then as an after thought) "you can't get pregnant in the ass, right?! Ah, I'll figure it out, no worries!"
(btw, vultures, I do know op is a guy, and no, I have no issue with LGBT people)
(btw, vultures, I do know op is a guy, and no, I have no issue with LGBT people)
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Savra_fml
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Don't know what issues you have,....but you do have some.
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MarjoCupcake
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Goodness gracious, you are irritating.
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13FTW
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What the fuck. Normally I thumb up for long comments because, the commenter took some effort but, after reading that, I'd rather shit lead logs out of my ass.
(Previous FML reference)
(Previous FML reference)
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Jimster1712
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Sometimes bitches like you need to shut the f**ck up
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murdersquirrel
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"hop onto a large black motorcycle"
There are so many things not funny about that comment.
There are so many things not funny about that comment.
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FranzFerdinand
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Lead logs? You shouldn't have to deal with that. I hear there's medication to turn them back into floaty flakers… 8D
Hm, her comment wasn't thaaat bad. Just annoying, haha.
Hm, her comment wasn't thaaat bad. Just annoying, haha.
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DKParth13
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Just stop trying!!
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luccmon
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People that say goodness gracious are irritating...
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EvilCupcake8361
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6: not one of my favorite comments of yours but nice effort, here's a cookie.
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bizarre_ftw
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Yay, my attempt at majorly trolling has succeeded!!! ^_^ I feel Quite accomplished
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leadman1989
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The truth hurts... I suggest a really really late term abortion.
:D
Problem solved.
:D
Problem solved.
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Tdevonner
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Im always tryna preach post partum abortion!...but then casey anthony took me seriously lol
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Savra_fml
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Just say "no, mum. You have failed at life in general. Good thing I am not like you otherwise I would be a failure too."
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Melinadesu
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Mother, I am disappoint.
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himoonkey
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I never knew someone named their child disappoint. o_0
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AmeliaBadelia
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Maybe you failed her as a child...?
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Captain0bv10us
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*facepalm*
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Primal
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*facedesk*
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Jimster1712
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*faceknife*
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Jimster1712
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*faceknife*