"How much did you pay your "friends" to come over, Mary?"

15- The scene in Family Guy where Meg has a picnic with her dead "boyfriend" in the woods comes to mind lol

Or just text urself from ur fone. It beeps as if u got a message, but it just sends ur txt back to u. Change your contact name in ur fone Johnny❤ and then it looks like ur not a loser...... Don't ask me how I no this........

41- that's a lot of effort. Get a real boyfriend.

Banana527, I put your comment through my Idiot-English Translation Engine, but it overloaded and exploded. So now I have to ******* repair it. Again. Thanks ever so much. Maybe next time try using an actual language when you post a comment.

Oh 41, you're so naïve it's almost adorable. You must be new here, so I'll go easy. Learn the English language. Use it. You're welcome. Don't just txt evry1 lik ur txting ur buddies. Shit don't work that way 'round here.

Mary had a little lamb

It's fleece was white as snow

Unfortunately enough, God forbid someone express themselves using spelling separate from the accepted form.

Can't see 41's comment! Was it reported?

So if you had sex with a hot guy he wouldn't believe you? NOWS YOUR CHANCE!

OP would be a bit late on the comeback though, just sayin'. :P Later that day: OP:"By the way dad, you can't even pretend because you KNOW you don't have friends!" Dad: "Honey, you probably had to browse the internet to come up with that." OP: *runs away to post another FML*

I know, right? My dad called me fat, punched me in the face, set me on fire, then threw me out the window saying "fly fatty! Fly!" Ah.... good times, good times...

Oh, you!

Gimpy!?

23, I still hate you for landing on me.

Ignore your dad! Have a good time op!

Or laugh with your dad since it was a joke and you need to be able to take little shots like that. Don't be so sensitive.

Your profile pic is cute.:3 *pulls up chair and waits for the mass wave of thumbs down* :)

I think....OP is female... I mean, the name is Mary, and assuming she's biologically female...

Maybe he's a Hobbit.

I think notgabe was referring to himself.

So my parents aren't the only ones who do that!

If you tell them you are going out to buy Pokemon cards then I promise you they really do hope you are out impregnating some one ;-)

Just not with Mary.

Nah he's just a funny guy

8, you're a dick. Lol

That's kind of the reason they posted it here.