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  fuckyourlifeOP  |  25

lol, OP posts another FML the next day.

"Today, I saw that my FML was published. My mom actually had a surprise planned for me, but I had already submitted the FML. My mom saw it, and now hates me. FML"

  Sandman366  |  6

36-The cake is a lie. Perhaps that's why OP's mom thought he was lying? She got her internet and life mixed up? (Pulling at straws....I'm so going to get the short one...)

  tashb  |  17

Happy birthday OP. If we could send you a huge cake, we all would. Just know that your birthday would never be disregarded in our lives! You matter to all of us! Hugs!

  sexual_girl  |  15

She never said she wanted to "drag her poor mother out". I'm 20 but I still enjoy going out for a casual birthday dinner with my family, I'd be upset if they forgot as well.

By  gracehi  |  31

See, if that were me, I'd think I was finally getting that surprise birthday party I've always wanted. The day's not over yet, OP!

...Or is it? When did you submit this?