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That's really sad, sorry OP :( hopefully it's just a joke to maybe throw you off from something they have planned...?
Happy birthday op!!
Maybr she lied to you abouut your birthday when you were a kid. Happy birthday tho
That's what I Thought too
lol, OP posts another FML the next day. "Today, I saw that my FML was published. My mom actually had a surprise planned for me, but I had already submitted the FML. My mom saw it, and now hates me. FML"
36-The cake is a lie. Perhaps that's why OP's mom thought he was lying? She got her internet and life mixed up? (Pulling at straws....I'm so going to get the short one...)
Happy birthday OP. If we could send you a huge cake, we all would. Just know that your birthday would never be disregarded in our lives! You matter to all of us! Hugs!
Get out there and make your own fun! Can't drag your poor mother out for fun all the time, after all.
She never said she wanted to "drag her poor mother out". I'm 20 but I still enjoy going out for a casual birthday dinner with my family, I'd be upset if they forgot as well.
Not only forgetting, even telling OP to "stop lying". That's something that can leave a long lasting emotional scar. Nothing hurts like rejection.
How the hell can somebody click you deserve this smh
I guess that was the mother of OP herself to click YDI
Because the internet is dark and full of trolls.
By hovering over the YDI button and clicking, duh
Some people accidentally click it
I accidentally click that sometimes when scrolling
You'd think she of all people would remember the day she painfully squeezed you out of her own body.
Exactly, I bet she has something planned behind OP's back...
and the mother of the year award goes to... not your mom
My mom of course ?
Oh you know why you put a question mark there ;) Because we all know that award goes to my mom!
See, if that were me, I'd think I was finally getting that surprise birthday party I've always wanted. The day's not over yet, OP! ...Or is it? When did you submit this?
Happy, happy birthday From FML to you We wish it was our birthday, so we could party t.. ohh.. right.
Just go out till you feel like coming home. When your mom tries to tell at you for coming in past curfew say, "Don't lie to me that's not my curfew."
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That's really sad, sorry OP :( hopefully it's just a joke to maybe throw you off from something they have planned...?
How the hell can somebody click you deserve this smh