Pelvispresley

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Pelvispresley's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ehbe / Thursday 27 November 2008 08:52 / France

Today, my friend and I were trying out a site on which you talk to strangers using a mic and webcam. We came across a cute guy, who said to my friend, "Tell the fat guy to move." He was referring to me. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Pennepestoem - / Saturday 5 January 2013 19:07 / Philippines - Makati

Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By avoid the sour cream / Sunday 30 December 2013 06:14 / United States

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gassy / Saturday 29 December 2012 09:32 / United States - Kirkland

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ren / Friday 28 December 2012 07:49 / United States - Medina

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It's in the can!

Mobility

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Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

100 kick-ass comments

Consolation prize

50 quality comments

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

A new thumb

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

One more and it's business time