AwkwardPartyBear

About Awkwardpartybear

~Hello There Stalker! Im Awkward!~I am a magical pony who lives in Pinkie Pie's basement. She feeds me apple pie made from AppleJack's family! And Fluttershy lets me pet her bunny! Rarity handles the clothing down here and keeps me updated on the latest fashion. Anyways, I never come out often, because I'm on the FML app. I'm undercover to get interesting stories for Twilight. Also, I have a drunk bear holding balloons in its paws on my upper right asscheek, like most ponies who have random crap on their ass. I can fly like some ponies do, but I am also a Unicorn. Even though my kickass flying makes ponies jelly, RainbowDash always beat me in races. That bastard! Derpy is one of my bestest friends (We like to derp alot). The ponies call me awkward, because there for, I am awkward. My original name in pony language is Neeeeeyyyy.. But in English it is PartyBear. I will be happy to teach you horse language if you like.

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Profile completed
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The rules are the rules
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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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Awkwardpartybear's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Explicit / Tuesday 13 January 2009 18:17 / United States

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Katthebamf / Sunday 28 September 2014 14:25 / United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it