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I agree, my mouse works.
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Awkwardpartybear's favorite FMLs
By Katthebamf - 28/09/2014 14:25 - United Kingdom - Cannock
Katthebamf tells us more.
I'm fine we were going around 25mph down a quiet road. I always wear my protective gear so no scrapes just a sore back. Yeah he did forget as I'm quite agile and move well with the bike. When he noticed he stopped and helped me back onto the back to get me home. He's been very apologetic ever since but I take it in good jest as we have a really good relationship. :) thank you for your concern though
By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby
By boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn
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