Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
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JayChuckles 4
iPhone...
Jiinxx 8
shit just got real.
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Comments (107)
DomDomxoxo 16
Kinda sounds like my mom. (:
random1st 2
Sounds like your just insecure with your life and up to no good.
IIFenix 3
Wow op sorry to hear that. Where did your mom think you were going? To work a corner maybe?
ICastillo 25
Are you Meg Griffen by any chance?
mod3rator 2
I always love yours and iamscrubs' comments. I lol so hard XD
bigbadtim 7
Invisible friends are still friends.
ManInTheMachine 20
random1st: Sounds like *you're just a dumbass that can't take a joke.
caplox 6
Maybe she thought you're going out to get in trouble or something. Like a party, or dealing drugs, or..shop lifting??
onlychildFTW 34
That's just really rude of her to say. She must think you're a loser. I hope you told her that you actually have friends and that they haven't met her because she's rude.
neilsc 8
Just a loner
aliishaxo 8
haha my mom has done this before!!