Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML
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perdix
| 29
Don't think you really had a chance with the hot doctor -- to him, you're just another asshole.
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speshlk37
| 13
It's the perfect storm...
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speshlk37
| 13
It's the perfect storm...
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putloginhere
| 6
Of hell
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_ebbonyy
| 11
some doctors have to see and do some disgusting things so f both yours and the doctors lives in this scenario!
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mhopper
| 13
Hopefully diarrhea doesn't make its way into this equation =
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DocBastard
| 38
Ebbonyy - The difference between doctors and patients is that only one gets embarrassed during a delicate procedure. Doctors are professionals who have seen it all and then some. If you don't believe me, there's a certain blog you should read.
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abceasyas123abc
| 12
Love the subtle self-promotion, DocBastard.
(The blog is really good though. It's been bookmarked in my Safari.)
(The blog is really good though. It's been bookmarked in my Safari.)
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mrsVoltzie57
| 12
I love the blog too...
Doctor's are trained to handle these situations so only OP was worried!!
Doctor's are trained to handle these situations so only OP was worried!!
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llamafish
| 25
Doctor's whats are trained to handle these situations?
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Llamacod
| 11
doctor's brains, doctor's brains are trained to handle these situations
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causticgirl
| 6
Despite the fact that the doctor has probably seen it all and then some, OP has most likely not. So I feel your pain OP and your embarrassment.
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peachyFML
| 17
Doc, I just read your entire blog today! I'll definetly be checking for more stories. :)
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spazz666
| 18
It's probably not very comfortable, even if OP isn't embarrassed about it. Hell, going anywhere when you have your period can suck if you have really bad cramps, so I imagine a doctors visit with an attractive doctor probably didn't make it any more bearable.
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efrainelboricua
| 12
Off the subject that hair is epic ^
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lfrye
| 6
Oh no......
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NickyK
| 25
Hell on earth has just begun.
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gracehi
| 31
Oh yes ;)
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wastingtimeonFML
| 7
Now that's worthy of a 'FYL'
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gill4liife
| 0
Now that's a bloody situation!
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blondebrunette11
| 4
Either tell the doctor you're on that time(he should understand) or let him figure it out on his own... Your choice.
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Jiinxx
| 8
awkward situation is awkward.
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Dr0reos
| 8
The mental image that came with it... *cringes in disgust* ohh sweet zombie jesus
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kamikrazy
| 6
#3. Your profile pic makes your comment perfect.
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L3g4lPl4typus
| 0
I concur
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perdix
| 29
If the hot doctor is anything like Bad Santa, you won't shit right for a month!
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Bad Santa? What's that?
Colonoscopies are not fun. Not fun at all. I had one once. Hot doctor as well.
Hope you feel better OP.
Colonoscopies are not fun. Not fun at all. I had one once. Hot doctor as well.
Hope you feel better OP.
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Llamacod
| 11
uhh, onlychildforthewin, to be a little off topic here, I read your profile and I hate to burst your bubble but rocks aren't actually alive so to say it changes over its lifetime is not really accurate
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onlychildFTW
| 33
76 - don't care. It's staying the way it is.
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SenorOlive
| 3
-76 Not sure if trolling or stupid.
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buck33
| 14
76 is not worthy of the Captain America shield.
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DespairFaction
| 11
Hmm for the win...I would have gone f*** the world.
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trollcrusher
| 17
120- Both. A person usually has to be an imbecile to be trolling.
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fsimmo
| 0
Omg!!!!!
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kandi_kid69
| 15
If you're just going to say "omg" why comment?
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RealReasons
| 0
Mother of God...
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
This awkward moment calls for zoidberg.
(V) (•,,,,•) (V) < WHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!
(V) (•,,,,•) (V) < WHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!
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poopycat
| 5
Well shining armor, Celestial doesn't have a mother. (that's alive
For that matter)
For that matter)
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thiscrazything
| 1
Three bad things is always followed by something really good. Hope you get some really good news today!
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DollGoneWrong
| 0
Maybe she will receive good news from her colonoscopy.
Or maybe she will receive terrible news. There might be a family of worms breeding in her anus. So much that it would be impossible to heal. Then they would start a revolution and take over the body that they had claimed since the beginning as theirs.
Or maybe she will receive terrible news. There might be a family of worms breeding in her anus. So much that it would be impossible to heal. Then they would start a revolution and take over the body that they had claimed since the beginning as theirs.
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Il_Maestro
| 6
Quick shout out to 32 for looking at the glass as half full. Of worms.
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skoob1
| 12
Bad news, you have anis cancer, your ass stinks, and there is a weird discharge in you pants. Good news... NCAA Lacrosse season finally started :/
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buck33
| 14
113 - NCAA lacrosse season is pretty much over. Championship is tomorrow.
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buck33
| 14
Sorry I mean today.
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GeoffreyPjs
| 2
anis?....
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pbonham
| 22
Sounds like fun..... NO!! I wish you were lying :(
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rahrah765765
| 11
Wow you would have looked like a 'licorice all sort' after he finished with you.
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Jac_d_ipper
| 10
Damnit, it really sucks
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SliceOfCake
| 9
I know right!?!? It should totally be posted on a website dedicated to things that ruin people's lives!
Oh wait, it is. Get out.
Oh wait, it is. Get out.