Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
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Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
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Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
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Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
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JayChuckles 4
iPhone...
Jiinxx 8
shit just got real.
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Comments (107)
kbt13 0
Autocorrect got him, asshole
SliceOfCake 9
...commenting attempt = fail.
perdix 31
You should tell the truth! "Mom, I going to buy beer and weed for some people just so they'll tolerate my presence."
rattusrattus 19
"Mum, I'm going to go and have dinner with my friends. They're in the basement. Yes, that was my 'taxidermy project'..."
badbadkitty 5
Clearly you've lied a few times before or she wouldn't be so eager to hop on that thought process....
iStrukk 7
Look her in the "eye" and finish. FINISH LIKE A BOSS!
olpally 33
20- what the ****?? that comment doesn't even apply here...
JustDerpin 11
wrong FML, dude.
insertnameherr 11
well, maybe you shouldn't lie to her.
Amethyst888 14
I don't think OP was lying, I think it was more like OP's mom didn't believe OP has friends. Which is sad, and probably means that next time OP plans to use her "friends" as an excuse to sneak out she'll have a hard time convincing her mom.
threekings 2
mothers instincts...
isaiaah 6
Mothers always know what to say don't they?
supercalyyy 7
So where we're you really going?
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Were*
supercalyyy 7
Grammar nazi in the house
babydiamond_fml 9
She knows when u're lying,she's ur mum.
kandi_kid69 15
You're* >.
xxxSANAxxx 0
So...DID you lie? :p