Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
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JayChuckles 4
iPhone...
Jiinxx 8
shit just got real.
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Comments (107)
g02hell 2
You're kinda an ass aren't ya random?
br0ccoli 15
Sneaking off with some boys, hm?
steelflax 5
Had sometime on out hands did we
Briiyahh 7
Ouch shit got real
skynerd57 0
Don't take it personally op. moms are crazy
js9811 2
Meh!
Shrouds 14
The truth shall set you free.
Screamokid94 0
did you cave?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
This reminds me of Lois and Meg from Family Guy. "Mom, I could be out having a life!" "Meg, if you don't want to baby-sit anymore, that's fine, but don't you sit there and lie to me!"
saidoh_fml 26
My thoughts exactly.
janerose21 3
Throw a house party!!