FML : Today, I was walking down my road in the hill-country of Texas, when I spotted something shiny buried in the dirt. Thinking it could be something interesting,...

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Today, I was walking down my road in the hill-country of Texas, when I spotted something shiny buried in the dirt. Thinking it could be something interesting, I picked it up, and, after turning it over numerous times in my hand, realized that it was, in fact, an old silver bullet vibrator. FML

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By whywasitthere - / Wednesday 19 April 2017 09:00 / United States - New Braunfels

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By Sagar Nair | 6

#7441345 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 04:41

Well you gotta admit, that IS interesting.

By Regulate | 21

#7441346 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 04:42

Vampire hunters need to get off too I guess.

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By Sagar Nair | 6

#7441345 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 04:41

Well you gotta admit, that IS interesting.

By Regulate | 21

#7441346 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 04:42

Vampire hunters need to get off too I guess.

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MidnaLink | 30

#7441347 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 04:43

Silver is for Werewolves, not Vampires.

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Glowworm56 | 21

#7441351 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 04:56

Actually, silver can be used to fend off multiple kinds of supernatural creatures, vampires included.

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Regulate | 21

#7441359 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 05:25

Silver bullets kill whatever you fire them at. Even Starsrceam.

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asm0dea | 28

#7441364 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 05:34

Quote: 'Silver has a unique place in vampire mythology as the single, solid, naturally occurring substance that can injure a vampire.'

By RichardPencil | 22

#7441348 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 04:48

Give it to the crankiest lady in the neighborhood. Either it's hers, or she needs it anyways.

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7441352 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 04:58

I'm not sure about interesting, but it certainly did give you a buzz.

By Tomantio | 4

#7441402 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 06:49

You find bullets everywhere in Texas.

By Goblin182 | 26

#7441480 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 09:35

Who was that masked man?

By Selina1407 | 11

#7441595 - Thursday 20 April 2017 02:10

wash your hands

By wickedgetz | 28

#7441629 - Thursday 20 April 2017 06:44

wow, what a find...what did you with it?

By naive_girl_fml | 6

#7441753 - Thursday 20 April 2017 12:55

100% it was a canister of laughing gas not a vibrator

By vibernum | 16

#7441764 - Thursday 20 April 2017 01:25

Did it still work?

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