By whywasitthere - 19/04/2017 09:00 - United States - New Braunfels

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Today, I was walking down my road in the hill-country of Texas, when I spotted something shiny buried in the dirt. Thinking it could be something interesting, I picked it up, and, after turning it over numerous times in my hand, realized that it was, in fact, an old silver bullet vibrator. FML
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Sagar Nair 11

Well you gotta admit, that IS interesting.

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Regulate 21

Vampire hunters need to get off too I guess.

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Sagar Nair 11

Well you gotta admit, that IS interesting.

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Regulate 21

Vampire hunters need to get off too I guess.

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MidnaLink 33

Silver is for Werewolves, not Vampires.

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Glowworm56 26

Actually, silver can be used to fend off multiple kinds of supernatural creatures, vampires included.

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Regulate 21

Silver bullets kill whatever you fire them at. Even Starsrceam.

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asm0dea 29

Quote: 'Silver has a unique place in vampire mythology as the single, solid, naturally occurring substance that can injure a vampire.'

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RichardPencil 30

Give it to the crankiest lady in the neighborhood. Either it's hers, or she needs it anyways.

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Glowworm56 26

I'm not sure about interesting, but it certainly did give you a buzz.

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Tomantio 4

You find bullets everywhere in Texas.

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Goblin182 26

Who was that masked man?

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wickedgetz 30

wow, what a find...what did you with it?

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naive_girl_fml 6

100% it was a canister of laughing gas not a vibrator

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