Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
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KittyMcSunshine 0
it probably means "kiss my ass"
reecescuphoe 0
fyl for not having a sense of humor
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Comments (169)
Saluton 18
He meant he wanted to end your relationship. That's it.
phenistae 0
oh my gosh! this is so freaking hilarious. Why not do it to him next time and see how he responds? If he responds in a humorous manner than that means it was a joke to him. If he gets angry then it probably means you should break up with him...
adelulf 0
Your boyfriend just got on my awesome list.
Freed0mfr1es 0
us guys do that to show happiness on the highest of levels
wappit 0
FML FAIL
twilighter513 0
You're boyfriend's a d-bag. Dump him. He obviously meant for you to kiss his ass.
CheeseHater 23
I wanted to make sure that you get this whole guy-language, also known as idiots' ways of telling you things: 1. If the guy agrees with you, he haven't listened to what you were saying. 2. If the guy doesn't agree with you, then he is just suicidal. 3. If the guy slaps his butt it means that he actually likes you and wants to know stuff about you not just being his little sex-toy, so you should take this as a sign of "love" and marry him right away!
Giulii 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaa i dont know why i find that extremely funny
JessiGoose 0
AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My boyfriend would do that.
kirei_fml 0
In some cultures, this means he wants to make mad, hot, monkey love to you.