By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
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Good for you for coming out. Good luck figuring that sistuation out

If he's that open about it perhaps the next step is to ask...

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Good for you for coming out. Good luck figuring that sistuation out

I can't tell if that's a typo or a pun that I'm just not getting.

No answers..apparently nobody can figure out the pun.

Even if it's a pun, it's still a typoed pun. The cistuation could not be more weird OP.... Tried it.... Not a funny pun

Maybe he was upset you didn't come out sooner and didn't know how to express those feelings.

You know, either way, this could have gone a LOT worse.

If he's that open about it perhaps the next step is to ask...

That's something.

I had a similar experience except no kissing or slapping and just rejection He was already out though

So... not really a similar experience at all since the main FML is about how confusing it was

People don't get sarcasm these days..

56, people get sarcasm, they just don't find it automatically funny

17 missed the sarcastic part of it and if you thought that sarcasm is always funny, then you're missing it also.

I'm sure it will become clear. After all, It's just like pumpkins in your rose garden

Such a romantic gone with the wind moment

I think you have found your Prince

Maybe he's into s&m?

Sweeping and Mopping. That's what my grandma says that means.

Was it a good kiss or like... a pathetic peck? If it was an A+ genuine kiss I say go for it!