FML : Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me....

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 13a5ic H1p5t3r / Monday 15 August 2016 03:58 / United States - Spencer

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By joeyl2008 | 29

#6687089 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:03

Good for you for coming out. Good luck figuring that sistuation out

By cacheson | 39

#6687092 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:09

If he's that open about it perhaps the next step is to ask...

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By joeyl2008 | 29

#6687089 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:03

Good for you for coming out. Good luck figuring that sistuation out

Dave_Davington | 33

#6687285 - Saturday 10 September 2016 22:29

I can't tell if that's a typo or a pun that I'm just not getting.

orangejubejube | 20

#6687411 - Sunday 11 September 2016 5:14

No answers..apparently nobody can figure out the pun.

shadypalmtree | 20

#6688125 - Monday 12 September 2016 14:11

Even if it's a pun, it's still a typoed pun. The cistuation could not be more weird OP.... Tried it.... Not a funny pun

By socreativedude | 19

#6687090 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:06

Maybe he was upset you didn't come out sooner and didn't know how to express those feelings.

tounces7 | 25

#6687220 - Saturday 10 September 2016 19:55

You know, either way, this could have gone a LOT worse.

By cacheson | 39

#6687092 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:09

If he's that open about it perhaps the next step is to ask...

By Cadillac_kid_15 | 27

#6687094 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:17

That's something.

By extremereviews | 26

#6687103 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:29

I had a similar experience except no kissing or slapping and just rejection
He was already out though

sweetpotato301 | 7

#6687159 - Saturday 10 September 2016 18:05

So... not really a similar experience at all since the main FML is about how confusing it was

val_428 | 8

#6687730 - Sunday 11 September 2016 20:34

People don't get sarcasm these days..

ZaiopePerSe | 15

#6687895 - Monday 12 September 2016 4:27

56, people get sarcasm, they just don't find it automatically funny

val_428 | 8

#6689840 - Thursday 15 September 2016 4:53

17 missed the sarcastic part of it and if you thought that sarcasm is always funny, then you're missing it also.

By BLDYRBBT | 16

#6687105 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:35

I'm sure it will become clear. After all, It's just like pumpkins in your rose garden

By yakkady | 8

#6687106 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:36

Such a romantic gone with the wind moment

By Fireant_man | 6

#6687112 - Saturday 10 September 2016 15:51

I think you have found your Prince

By metalcrazed | 21

#6687122 - Saturday 10 September 2016 16:10

Maybe he's into s&m?

Colon_Man | 17

#6687151 - Saturday 10 September 2016 17:45

Sweeping and Mopping.

That's what my grandma says that means.

RebbeAsh | 10

#6687395 - Sunday 11 September 2016 4:56

oh honey

By RabbitOfAurora | 28

#6687127 - Saturday 10 September 2016 16:38

Was it a good kiss or like... a pathetic peck? If it was an A+ genuine kiss I say go for it!

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