FML : Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get...

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 August 2010 18:40 / United States

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By Artsygirl90 | 14

#1277646 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:03

well that sounds shitty!

By justsayfuck | 4

#1277654 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:05

Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.

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By RedMiniStapler | 1

#1277641 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:02

awww sorry that happened to you :(

Shystai | 0

#1277657 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:06

SHIFT HAPPENS

BahahahLOL | 0

#1277668 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:08

Oh thats just nastaaay!

afdude87 | 6

#1277671 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:08

at least it wasn't on video or infront of customers :) but yeah, shit happens, just sometimes in your pants.

soccerguy77 | 0

#1277678 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:10

Mrs. Poopy pants shall be your new name =]. []D[][]/[][]D

OreosBeGooood15 | 0

#1277681 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:10

It's cause OPs a bitchhh !

FaberDriveLuv | 5

#1277693 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:14

FYL that really sucks...hope you feel better though, OP :]

Stupified | 0

#1277705 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:17

Oh shit!

2kool4skoolyo | 0

#1277708 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:18

[email protected] 28

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1277766 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:37

Must've been a huge dump to have knocked you out

Stupified | 0

#1277775 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:40

^No, op is just a hypochondriac who watces too much Scrubs.

rushiee | 0

#1277781 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:45

ahahahaha sorry nothing to say now everyone took the good comments.

bobmandude | 0

#1277786 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:45

Shit just, you know..... happens.

MykeLytorus | 0

#1277797 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:48

It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist ftw dur dur.

Josk95 | 0

#1277816 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:55

did you have diarhoea?

Stupified | 0

#1277839 - Saturday 21 August 2010 01:04

Op what's your new nickname? Old Poopants? Mrs. Hankey? Pooper Dooper? That girl who's ass is so loose she can't keep her shit in? Obama?

WTSchool | 0

#1278018 - Saturday 21 August 2010 01:33

I laughed so hard when I read 'and pooped myself'. Hah. FYL.

MyLifeIsGreat_ha | 0

#1278676 - Saturday 21 August 2010 05:20

#37. that would have been funny if 10 people didn't already say it......???

pink_mx_braap | 0

#1278826 - Saturday 21 August 2010 06:14

I have spells like that bc of a stupid dentist but I'm thankful I don't poo... I hope you get better!

SCARYMUSIC | 0

#1282477 - Sunday 22 August 2010 04:28

well next don't leave something you love with a irresponsible person stupid

LolAtYourFail | 12

#1286904 - Sunday 22 August 2010 11:55

shit*

linkinpark98 | 23

#4016688 - Friday 10 February 2012 11:16

14 - Go die. In a hole.

By Artsygirl90 | 14

#1277646 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:03

well that sounds shitty!

By Jprocky | 0

#1277650 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:03

Shit Happens!

ellephaba101 | 0

#1277660 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:06

win

xChrista1xx | 0

#1277714 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:19

Epic win, #3

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#1277753 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:34

It's like I've heard this saying a million times, let's make a million and one

nmsm | 1

#1277837 - Saturday 21 August 2010 01:03

3 isn't a win 3 is just another comment like the other comments on an FML about crap.

illmatic2 | 16

#1277851 - Saturday 21 August 2010 01:06

Agree with 42. You see the same puns on all fmls about poop.

Brittney_E | 0

#1278316 - Saturday 21 August 2010 03:12

i laughed at it... ._.

By justsayfuck | 4

#1277654 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:05

Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.

By MattC13 | 0

#1277663 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:07

Wait until someone does something worse. But in the meantime, FYL.

alexangel33 | 18

#5464754 - Thursday 25 April 2013 06:08

When is something gonna happen that is worse that shitting urself while passed out lol

By nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1277665 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:08

That's WAY worse than jizzing in your pants. I think The Lonely Island should write a song about this...

Thats_Mclovin_2U | 0

#1277702 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:16

Nice one :p

By illmatic2 | 16

#1277673 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:09

Op what caused this? Heat stroke?

birdmansangel | 0

#1277699 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:16

do you really think she will answer?

illmatic2 | 16

#1277711 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:18

Sometimes they do. But you're right probably not.

By unichrist | 0

#1277675 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:10

shit in their lockers.

ifyouwereasheep | 0

#1293849 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 09:13

fucking mods

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#2142368 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 09:44

win! and shit on their desks and everywhere else they go.

By DogmaT_fml | 4

#1277695 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:15

man you must have been pooped out!

By Toggybbz | 0

#1277722 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:23

Awh, poor you. Some guys can be total dicks. Next time fine someone you can trust, but until then, good luck.

Stupified | 0

#1277746 - Saturday 21 August 2010 12:29

Lol

SomePeoplesChild | 0

#1279285 - Saturday 21 August 2010 10:25

ugh, did I miss something here?

Fmelikeuhateme | 22

#6489126 - Sunday 20 December 2015 04:38

Find how? Fainted? OP had no options but to do what was done. No one could know that this would happen.

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