By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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Aciliveth 5
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"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.

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QuentinM95 0

He's pretty cool.

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DuhthatsObvious 0

Not an FML

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The_Pleb 0
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FYL for not having a boyfriend like me who can do that succesfully plus more... Like me and my girlfriend can kiss each other whilst in a hand stand haha Win +3

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Reyo 2

You should totally break up with him. That's the only logical answer when faced with this type of situation.

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sexxxtacy 0
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@34...your a closet homosexual...

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Plumppotato 3
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oh yea? handstand huh? thats pretty cool.

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The_Pleb 0
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Thank you, but i dont want to brag so ill shuddup now.

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Actually, it is an FML. FOR THE BOYFRIEND because he TRIES and she's just an ungrateful twat about it and baws on FML when it doesn't go super perfect. Watch her break up with him over something shitty like "He got me flowers but I like yellow roses not red"

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bioshockguy 0

I completly disagree. he at least tries to be romantic, even though he's not exactly the best at it.

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QuentinM95 0

He's pretty cool.

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igivein 4
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or does he even exist? i submitted an fml like this a long time ago after it happened and i find it odd that the exact same thing happened to someone else. do i smell a fake?

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Sun_Kissed18 25

So ~because~ it happened to you, it ~can't~ happen again? Did I get that right?

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mekeskidi_fml 0

He dropped you because of your weight?

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unearnedrogue 0
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haha, man the harpoons!

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iheart 0
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ooohhh ouch! nice one

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HBubble 3

Hey at least he tried, some don't even bother. Practise it together so he can surprise you with it from time to time.

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GDI 0
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Amen. I think it's because of statements like these that us guys who try to do things like this don't bother - women who pay attention more to the fact of how we did than why we did it. Then again - hopefully there are some women that aren't like you.

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lexxisays101709 0

lol

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benw2200 0

unless you're fat this is a fml for him, not for you

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WTFsGoingOn 0
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Way to read my mind.

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Aciliveth 5
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"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.

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BadPinkKitty07 0

omg it's cheese! haha I love him!

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Mortanious 0
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YDI becausevit is really not an FML, and grow up! If this is going to let you curse your life then you might as well give up from now. Plus what happened is funny, laugh about it and kiss your bf.

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Antivirus_fml 0

"Fmylife, the favorite website of whiny bitches"

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goshers 1
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"Today I tried to be romantic by dipping my girlfriend backwards and kissing her, but I ended up dropping her on her butt. To make things worse, I accidentally stepped on her hand when trying to help her up. FML"

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TheWolves 0

Just what I was going to say...

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Niiro13 0
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That's more like it.

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