Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
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Top comments
KittyMcSunshine 0
it probably means "kiss my ass"
reecescuphoe 0
fyl for not having a sense of humor
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Comments (169)
jeffnine 4
Sounds like he's happy too
Prowler9000 1
Your response was downvoted by too many readers and it must be clicked on to be read now. Still shows in the 1st position from my iPhone but I had to click it for the comment to become visible. I see nothing wrong with the comment, just seems people didn't like the advice you gave. I always click the ones that have been downvoted to invisibility, they were the ones that people apparently thought were interesting enough to bother voting for :)
vocaloidtiger 12
I just find this so funny for some reason xD
writergirl23 19
He wants you to bang him with a strap on :P
DoomedGemini 38
Hm, perhaps it means he wants it up the butt? Some men might be into that, you never know..
awkardqueen101 4
Lol
momo3p 22
The ****
taintedtruffle 42
ask him! Communication is an important part of any relationship
taintedtruffle 42
ask him! Communication is an important part of any relationship
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
grade A material? lol