Foot meet mouth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 437
You deserved it 7 813

Same thing different taste

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Hey, the advice still applies! ...although a little awkward.


whoops! sorry Op but this is hilarious! XD

Hey, the advice still applies! ...although a little awkward.

Yeah same thing, just different hole.

I about spat my drink clear across the room. That was hilarious

Nothing would've been funnier than a joke based on a conversation you weren't technically part of. Now instead of, "Wait, how do they know where I'm going?" your coworker's internal monologue sounded more like, "Freak. Wait, how do they know where I'm going?"

What's your gender OP? That info can change a lot about the FML.

Not exactly. It would be awkward either way...

10 because if its a woman it would be considered a camaraderie joke whereas if it was a man, it would be seen as crude, possibly even sexual harassment. I got where you were going with it.

15 is right. I don't understand why the downvotes. This could go from something slightly awkward to a horrifying case of sexual harassment or getting fired if it's a man. Definitely a different type of FML.

At least you were supportive... In an odd way I suppose!