Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
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Top comments
KittyMcSunshine 0
it probably means "kiss my ass"
reecescuphoe 0
fyl for not having a sense of humor
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Comments (169)
Bibbz55 0
LOOOOOLLLL!! ahahahhahaha what DID you doooo!?
frostyboy0 0
it means he wants to take a poo
Aha09 1
Who's fault is it that your boyfriend's a totall bad ass? Nobody's! Your boyfriend OWNS. Bwahahahaha. +1
Aha09 1
*total
xPineapples 0
The ass slapping gesture means he loves you. Alot.
ohmandapants 17
...maybe he wants you to kiss it. Since he's clearly always kissing yours. Do you even know what an FML is? Clearly not, because this is not an FML. You knew your boyfriend was immature.
MagicMeds 0
Dooo! the site is supposed to be funny... and this was one of the funniest i've seen yet; who cares if it's a TUREEEE OMG fml if it's funny?
ohmandapants 17
This is more of a MLIA type thing, not an FML.
MrmnGrl 0
Is there a site for MLIA or something?
ohmandapants 17
oh and btw, way to go commenting on your own FML OP. Get your head out of your ass. Honestly, your comments are just verbal diarrhea.
omghehehe 0
LOL!!!! Sounds like a good time!
PeaNuTMnMs 0
LOL i actually think this is pretty funny i wudnt kno how to reply to that either.. SMH Ur boyfriend might be A lil slow lol
Guitarist45 0
I'm speechless..........
Thecommish 0
get a new bf. what a nut job.