By FML - 12/11/2009 07:14 - United States
Same thing different taste
Hard pass
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Stay classy
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Pleased to meet you
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Grossed out
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Such a rewarding career
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sucks for you!!
LOL this reminds me of Monte python,
this reminds me when my mom held up a bag and I missed. Luckily it didnt hit her face but her new Coach purse.
sucks for you!!
You say 'patient', so you're, what, a doctor/nurse/porter? You should be used to this kind of shit. It's what you get paid for.
He's clearly new. Probably first day/week.
How did this even make it through? Borrrinnnng. Not an FML.
Second that, I guess some people moderating have really low standards.
Been there, done that, that's why extra scrubs are good
Hm... Pretty sure that if you go into that kind of field you should expect things like that to happen. This sounds more like; "Today, I did my job. FML"
This.
You think OP decided to apply for being puked on as a job? The FML is that she got puked on by someone obviously unwell, not that she's doing her job.
i'm pretty sure they won't deduct the gloves from your paycheck.
ur a docor u should be trained to be ready for that. pussy
By saying patient I assume you're a doctor of some sort? Sorry but if you can't handle this it's obviously not the job for you. People have to clean up puke every day when their child/parent/friend gets sick, and as a doctor, this is going to happen A LOT more to you.
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You guys are idiots. It's not 'your job' to get puked on. Your job in this case would be to help people. Being to stupid to realize the difference must be why you guys are here posting that garbage in the first place. Now Hiring: Position to be puked on? Morons..
Been there, done that, that's why extra scrubs are good