Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
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KittyMcSunshine 0
it probably means "kiss my ass"
reecescuphoe 0
fyl for not having a sense of humor
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movies12 0
I think it means u r a pain in the ass.
291togo 0
It means "Hey this dick isn't going to suck itself lady!"
adris_fml 1
Honestly this isn't an FML he sounds like a super funny guy, that probably makes your relationship fun.. maybe you shouldn't be so uptight.
neuroticallyours 0
For all of those people complaining that this isn't a "true" FML, don't complain to the OP, complain to the people who run the site. you can also moderate the FML's if you look at the top of the page. So i'd really advise that before you bitch about what is and isn't an FML you do something to prevent the ones you don't think are "true FML's" from appearing on the site. Damn, you don't have to be the head cashier at the Wal-Mart to figure that one out!
neuroticallyours 0
That wasn't the point of the FML, but maybe you were too busy studying Quantum Theory to realize that!
ThisisAMBAA 0
HAHAAH
tabrium 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
neuroticallyours 0
hey, Antichrist! like i've said to other people, what are you basing you callous assumptions on? God forbid someone do something comedic. Just because your Obama loving ass( Judging by your name, see i can assume too!) wouldn't do something like that doesn't make it "infantile"
ragsy 7
Sounds hot!
saucey12 1
Translation: he wants to take this relationship to another which includes a ***** up his ass