Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
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Top comments
KittyMcSunshine 0
it probably means "kiss my ass"
reecescuphoe 0
fyl for not having a sense of humor
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Comments (169)
woofis 0
Haha I LOL at this one reminds me of the kind of ppl in movies who whenever their gf talks to them about how they feel he gives her a look that she knows too well as the "time to get it on?" look
MagicMeds 0
It IS a pretty stupid FML... stupid things can be funny. Like what your man did (obviously it doesn't mean HE'S stupid but the act was) chill OP
FoundManyLemons 0
It means your relationship lacks long-term potential. ... ... Oh, you wanted to know what HE meant by it. Well, I have no idea. Ask him.
Ninjaface 0
Let me explain what it was supposed to mean: instead of "FML" this episode could have ended with just "FM."
cein 0
LOL 1>That's a outpouring of ture feelings after him heard what you said. 2>he wants to say"bite my ass".
kellster 2
Is your bf really hairy? Do his knuckles brush the ground when he walks, semi-upright? You might actually be dating a chimp. Check it out.
aprestia 0
Hey wait, are you dating my ex boyfriend?
allie2590 31
That's like blaming the store for someone shoplifting. How are the people who run this site supposed to know which FMLs are fake, unless it's blatantly obvious? Get real.
allie2590 31
You know OP, since you posted an FML about something stupid your boyfriend did and then got pissed at everyone who said your boyfriend was stupid, I'm going to assume that he was trying to tell you that you're a pain in the ass.
princessjane 0
That's like MLIA My Life is AWKWARD. For real.