Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
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KittyMcSunshine 0
it probably means "kiss my ass"
reecescuphoe 0
fyl for not having a sense of humor
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Comments (169)
whoismgmt 0
That is ******* hilarious
COBRAMORPH 0
You should have put his peni5 in your mouth like a good GF should.
BratFaceCupcake 0
OMG I swear I know this guy hahaha
jaustin03 0
It means "get a new boyfriend".
misstay 0
wtf??! lol haha ur bf is krazy!!
Serenacrash 0
Him pulling down his pants and slapping his ass, after you saying how much he meant to you means " I know, like just look at this fine body. It's all yours." Its a cocky way of saying i know, because sometimes guys have trouble just taking shit seriously.
Danceswithsmurfs 0
you should have slapped his ass.
gecko984 0
apparently your boyfriend is an enlightened Zen master. Instead of moaning, you should try and achieve enlightenment yourself.
waldosmind 0
"....as we see, the dominate male expresses his satisfaction with the famales offerings. He will soon feast, then return to his den, and slumber." ... It's suppose to be a brittish documenterist, haha...
sexxayy 0
oh woow maybe it meens kiss my ass babe