Love: Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded...

By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Fart are funny, period

By amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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KittyMcSunshine 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:54

it probably means "kiss my ass"

reecescuphoe 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:58

fyl for not having a sense of humor

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whoismgmt 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 0:20

That is ******* hilarious

COBRAMORPH 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 7:58

You should have put his peni5 in your mouth like a good GF should.

BratFaceCupcake 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:22

OMG I swear I know this guy hahaha

jaustin03 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 21:37

It means "get a new boyfriend".

misstay 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 2:57

wtf??! lol haha ur bf is krazy!!

Serenacrash 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:12

Him pulling down his pants and slapping his ass, after you saying how much he meant to you means " I know, like just look at this fine body. It's all yours." Its a cocky way of saying i know, because sometimes guys have trouble just taking shit seriously.

Danceswithsmurfs 0

Friday 1 January 2010 8:44

you should have slapped his ass.

gecko984 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:01

apparently your boyfriend is an enlightened Zen master. Instead of moaning, you should try and achieve enlightenment yourself.

waldosmind 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:40

"....as we see, the dominate male expresses his satisfaction with the famales offerings. He will soon feast, then return to his den, and slumber." ... It's suppose to be a brittish documenterist, haha...