By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
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dalink 24

So, he was wanking it and then decided to shove that hand in your popcorn? Yep, time to urinate on his toothbrush... Daily.

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TheDrifter 23

Free tooth floss? What a kind person.

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kee_breezy32 34

sorry to hear that OP! that's really gross.

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PuggieKid 22

It made me gag

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Baytheshark 14

15, we understood when you posted the same comment the first time.

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PuggieKid 22

Sorry . Phone glitch :(

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ironichalibut 24

I've done that too, the app has a few glitches like that, it's not that big a deal..

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HOPPE612 5

But how could she tell it was a pubic hair?

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TheDrifter 23

Free tooth floss? What a kind person.

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iAlissa 34

Have to keep up on oral hygiene you know!

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solus_fml 12

Especially handy for the annoying bits of popcorn that get stuck between your teeth.

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dalink 24

So, he was wanking it and then decided to shove that hand in your popcorn? Yep, time to urinate on his toothbrush... Daily.

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ironichalibut 24

Use his toothbrush as a pubic-comb, that'd be a fitting revenge

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iAlissa 34

Why not both?

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Fuji76 15

#3, I'm assuming since OP is female, her roommate is too. She said her roommates friend was a guy....maybe fwb? Maybe they had just got it on, at which point that adds a whole other level of grossness....but maybe I'm reading too much into it.

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T1A2Z3 34

He's her roommates friend. Where will she find his toothbrush??

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wowthatissad 9

Holy **** how disgusting. It's good to know that people wash their hands after going to the bathroom and touching their dicks.

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kee_breezy32 34

#6, or either some guys just run their hands thru the water without thouroughly washing them -_-

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Enslaved 36

But do they all wash their hands after just scratching their balls? I just learnt that all balls itch.

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PuggieKid 22

This made me gag

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Baytheshark 14

You didn't find it refreshing that some people care so much about hygiene? Freak...

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Baytheshark 14

Could have been yours OP.

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JtPv 14

But...how? Wait, I don't wanna know. ._.

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mackdeezy 22

Reminds me of the one with the guy who's roommate jerked it and ate out of his doritos before washing his hands.

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Smoldering 15

You beat me to it :) I was thinking the same thing.

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, someone was beating something...

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monkeycrutch 14

Bitch slap time!!! Gross!!

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ApollosMyth 22

He's no longer there.

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obsquire 5

That's absolutely disgusting.

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joea21 21

Tell him to keep the extra toppings in his pants next time.

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