Fart are funny, period

By amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 826
You deserved it 6 517

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I just laughed so hard I farted.

My husband farted so bad last night, he woke our baby and the baby cried.

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I just laughed so hard I farted.

my boyfriend does the same thing if i burp.

hahahah thats beautiful. Ive done that too... oh god, it's great everytime.

That's guys for you, farting is like a competition or game for us.

haha i don't mind when my girlfriend farts. who cares?

Fail for not doing a dutch oven. Really though, meh. It's just a fart. Who cares?

My husband farted so bad last night, he woke our baby and the baby cried.

my goodness that's hilarious, alwaysalady! nice name by the way...

hahahahhaah i just laughed so hard at 25

25 is MASSIVE win ... and OP, farting is not a big deal. At least, it's not to anybody worth sleeping with.

That's actually very cute.