By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
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If I was old I would do that.

At least it wasn't actually your dad

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If I was old I would do that.

#1, I am old and I do do that! Sadly, I'm so old I forget to roll down my windows, and my brilliant witticisms go unheard. :(

Well Perdix, we're all creeped out FOR the girls you shout at. You perform a great public service. :3

Old people troll strikes again! or in the distant future after the next episode of Jeopardy.

I'm young and I do that. Why not embar-ass people in public?

lol perdix said do do

I can't think of anything funny or witty to reply to this... It's upsetting me.

Commenting that ^ was not a solution to your little predicament.

Look at all the fucks I don't give. LOOK.

LoL,even old people are funny,come see my parents!

Okay! Give me the address, phone number and alarm code for the house, if there is one, and I'll be sure to visit!

Lmao the only reason I found ^ comment funny is because it's a picture of an African American (No I'm not racist!) really I'm not xD

At least it wasn't actually your dad

This is would have been more hilarious if it was her actual father :D

Talk about a plot twist!

Plot twist: Her uncle's actually her father.

Was thinking the same! Loool

at least you know you have a slappable ass. I don't think slappable is a word. but roll with it.

Aww man, I don't ever want to get old! I'll still be a horny bastard, only it'll just be creepy :/

I can't think of anything to say, other than that this is golden. xD

Apparently you were looking "hittable" in more ways than one.

Dirty old ba*t*rd has nothin else better to do but creep! Hey, at least it wasn't him slapping your butt and saying that!

I wasn't sure if my spelling was correct, I am oh so sorry :p

Troll grandpa strikes again !

Trolling answer about troll grandparents strikes again.

If that was her grandpa I would be worried.