By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
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bbbbbbitch 2

If I was old I would do that.

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MsConfusedd 27
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At least it wasn't actually your dad

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bbbbbbitch 2

If I was old I would do that.

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perdix 29

#1, I am old and I do do that! Sadly, I'm so old I forget to roll down my windows, and my brilliant witticisms go unheard. :(

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JACKxRAWR 22
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Well Perdix, we're all creeped out FOR the girls you shout at. You perform a great public service. :3

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Original_Outcast 23
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Old people troll strikes again! or in the distant future after the next episode of Jeopardy.

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Supganosh 2
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I'm young and I do that. Why not embar-ass people in public?

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gotaplanstan 28
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lol perdix said do do

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nix1993 41
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I can't think of anything funny or witty to reply to this... It's upsetting me.

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rg350dx 29

Commenting that ^ was not a solution to your little predicament.

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Joe9024 20
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Look at all the fucks I don't give. LOOK.

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PiNkMoOn 9

LoL,even old people are funny,come see my parents!

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rg350dx 29

Okay! Give me the address, phone number and alarm code for the house, if there is one, and I'll be sure to visit!

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HKCgrimmjow 15
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Lmao the only reason I found ^ comment funny is because it's a picture of an African American (No I'm not racist!) really I'm not xD

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MsConfusedd 27
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At least it wasn't actually your dad

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golden_warrior 23
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This is would have been more hilarious if it was her actual father :D

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Jemm_fml 29
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Talk about a plot twist!

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rg350dx 29

Plot twist: Her uncle's actually her father.

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Pussycat86 18
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Was thinking the same! Loool

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Lmc22391 6
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at least you know you have a slappable ass. I don't think slappable is a word. but roll with it.

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freshko21 6
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Aww man, I don't ever want to get old! I'll still be a horny bastard, only it'll just be creepy :/

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tj4234 35
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I can't think of anything to say, other than that this is golden. xD

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gracehi 31
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Apparently you were looking "hittable" in more ways than one.

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Pstraka6 20

Dirty old ba*t*rd has nothin else better to do but creep! Hey, at least it wasn't him slapping your butt and saying that!

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Pstraka6 20

I wasn't sure if my spelling was correct, I am oh so sorry :p

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brittyboo123 35
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Troll grandpa strikes again !

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mattlw 25
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Trolling answer about troll grandparents strikes again.

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ilovedinosawers 17
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If that was her grandpa I would be worried.

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