Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
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bbbbbbitch
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If I was old I would do that.
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MsConfusedd
| 27
At least it wasn't actually your dad
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bbbbbbitch
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If I was old I would do that.
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perdix
| 29
#1, I am old and I do do that! Sadly, I'm so old I forget to roll down my windows, and my brilliant witticisms go unheard. :(
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Well Perdix, we're all creeped out FOR the girls you shout at. You perform a great public service. :3
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Original_Outcast
| 23
Old people troll strikes again! or in the distant future after the next episode of Jeopardy.
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Supganosh
| 2
I'm young and I do that.
Why not embar-ass people in public?
Why not embar-ass people in public?
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gotaplanstan
| 28
lol perdix said do do
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nix1993
| 38
I can't think of anything funny or witty to reply to this... It's upsetting me.
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rg350dx
| 29
Commenting that ^ was not a solution to your little predicament.
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Joe9024
| 20
Look at all the fucks I don't give. LOOK.
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PiNkMoOn
| 9
LoL,even old people are funny,come see my parents!
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GrammarNazis
| 6
No
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rg350dx
| 29
Okay! Give me the address, phone number and alarm code for the house, if there is one, and I'll be sure to visit!
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Lmao the only reason I found ^ comment funny is because it's a picture of an African American
(No I'm not racist!) really I'm not xD
(No I'm not racist!) really I'm not xD
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MsConfusedd
| 27
At least it wasn't actually your dad
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golden_warrior
| 23
This is would have been more hilarious if it was her actual father :D
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Jemm_fml
| 29
Talk about a plot twist!
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rg350dx
| 29
Plot twist: Her uncle's actually her father.
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Pussycat86
| 18
Was thinking the same! Loool
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Lmc22391
| 6
at least you know you have a slappable ass. I don't think slappable is a word. but roll with it.
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freshko21
| 6
Aww man, I don't ever want to get old! I'll still be a horny bastard, only it'll just be creepy :/
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tj4234
| 35
I can't think of anything to say, other than that this is golden. xD
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gracehi
| 31
Apparently you were looking "hittable" in more ways than one.
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Pstraka6
| 20
Dirty old ba*t*rd has nothin else better to do but creep! Hey, at least it wasn't him slapping your butt and saying that!
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Pstraka6
| 20
I wasn't sure if my spelling was correct, I am oh so sorry :p
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brittyboo123
| 35
Troll grandpa strikes again !
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mattlw
| 25
Trolling answer about troll grandparents strikes again.
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ilovedinosawers
| 17
If that was her grandpa I would be worried.