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I think OP's mom could be a crackhead.
that guy Is a great merch.....
OP's mom owes her $500 and sheesh! I want the original $10 gotten for the cat.
That's when it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And i'm all out of gum...
I'll buy you a pack of bubblegum if it ensures the safety of my ass.
Don't ask for $500 back from your mother. Instead, pay her back with the same coin, and sell her something that she owns and loves for an extremely low price.
I agree
Nobody's wondering why she would spend $500 on the cat
Actually only 490.
Why not do both?
#23 - The OP's mother probably thought that any potential boyfriend might get turned off by it. Some guys don't want to deal with a chick and their crazy cat. I don't like cats enough to date someone with one. Thankfully I don't have to worry about that. My wife and I have 3 dogs, and one of them can't stand cats.
Perhaps 490 I mean idk!
510$ don't forget the money she made
I agree with the first comment... The OP's mother deff. owes her money for being rude!
How would a cat ruin your love life?
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Show it anywayPet I've had and loved for a long time (or even just before the relationship started) > new relationship. Quite a few people feel the same way, so I hope you only date people who don't have pets. And, as far as it goes for the other side, if you really want to be with someone, you'll at least tolerate their pets. My partner is allergic to my cat. Solution? Claritin, simple as that.
women these das
when you spend $500 on it! I would have just called the cops (smarts)
why didn't you confront your mom about it first?
no I was actually just thinking he should tell his mom his cat is missing and see if she knew where he was or something.
damn .. i lost my dog too. turns out my mom gave it away cos she thought the dog was ruining my studies
At least you have your cat back! :D
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Show it anywayI'd spent $500 to get my cat. It's not that it's ruining anything. He's just been there for 8 years and I love my cat very much. It's like a really good friend, who wont betray you.
Not to mention: where in the FML does it say that the OP is a woman? There are plenty of men who love their cats, just as women do.
Thats when you sell her car saying it's interfering with her staying in the kitchen and making sandwiches.
or sell the house and say she needs to get in touch with nature.
Sell her bed. Tell her its exacerbating her back problems. Sell her TV. Tell her she needs more exercise. Sell her kitchen. Tell her she needs to eat less. Sell her parakeet, tell her its stunting her social skills. A love life isn't that important, and pets are generally good judges of future partners anyway.
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I think your mum owes you $500 dollars and a better explanation.
How would a cat ruin your love life?