Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent almost $500 adopting a senior cat and buying everything we needed to take care of him. He died 6 hours later. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
HarryMcC 1
I think your mum owes you $500 dollars and a better explanation.
Omit 4
How would a cat ruin your love life?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (78)
ulises1244 3
Does it ruin your love life?
H00SIERBOY 0
Cats are ******* stupid.
QuarterOPie 3
cats are awesome :D
H00SIERBOY 0
lol
QuarterOPie 3
thnx :)
hannahtaskey 9
You are ******* stupid.
H00SIERBOY 0
thanks hannah, your the best
xAnnndy 0
*cat dies two days later*
metalsmith 0
:)
horrorfreak79nj 2
The fact that you spent $500 on a cat shows your mom had reason to worry. Hopefully she beats some sense into you.
Zachary8261 28
You know the cost of owning a cat? It's not a toy or a sheet of paper. It costs 500 to feed it for a year. A cat is worth plenty more than 500 dollars.
PopRocks14 0
What a bitch ass mom. She should have asked you permission first.
brohamas16 7
how do u chat with people on here
Wreakorofhavoc 1
YDI for spending $500 on a dumbass cat. If you really spent that much on it I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that your mom is right.
QuarterOPie 3
you must have never had a cat there worth a million
deviable 9
Considering most breeds of cats can cost 500 dollars if bought from good breeders, and can be loyal family pets who will live with you for many years, it's more likely they were willing to pay that much to get back a family member that they love very much. I know I'd date someone who cares that much for their pets.
TheCylonmaster 3
That's an expensive pussy
PeteElMalo 0
You are the world's worst negotiator ... He probably would have sold it for $20
FinalBau55 4
You king of deserve it for paying $500 for a cat that you already had. You don't pay for something that's yours!