Get rid of your mom.

I can tell you're going to win a Darwin Award before you're 30

I'm thinking #1 is the aforementioned evil cat genius.. Anyone?

Anyone else not understand the internet obsession of cats?

46 - Is there something wrong with loving cats?

I love Cthulhu

I feel like dogs are going to have to rise up and run the cats off the internet. Just like we did in egypt!

Well then stop spoiling the cat!

Apparently no one here knows how to train an animal. If you spoil the animal it will continue to behave poorly. I'm 99% certain that is why the mother is calling the cat a "manipulator".

60 percent of the time it works every time...

Maybe they're just pussy-whipped

You should listen to your mama!

I think #3 is right. We humans have had far too much fun on this planet screwing around with almost every known thing in this world. I have a feeling that that that the 4 legged creatures are becoming smarter; OMG OP's mum is right too...

Shh we all know that you're drunk.

I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.

Agreed. after all, we domesticated them, not the other way around.

Thats true, but this FML really makes me wonder what the cat did exactly....

#14, at least that's what the cats would have you think ;)

I dunno. We ARE the number one manipulators. But I think cats do come second...

Who's to say that the cat masterminds didn't manipulate us to develop civilization, just so that they could live pampered lives of luxury while we do all the work?

4 you can manipulate me any time.

Get a dog.

no, just no

Kitty's for life !

Pussygalore?

she has a point

Cats are clever, maybe more so than your mum.. she probably feels intimidated by it ;)

Of course. Haven't you seen it lurking, brooding, plotting? The innocence in its casual strut betrayed by the intent in those sharp eyes.
In the dead of night, you sometimes feel that pair of eyes beckoning to you, waiting for you to come closer to your furry demise.
One thing is clear; this cat won't sleep until all of humanville becomes its litterbox.

But cats hardy do anything BUT sleep! At least mine don't anyway..

Of course that's what they'd want you to think.
Poor, misguided fool.

#15 its waiting, not sleeping

It the times when they're not asleep that you should be worried.

Your mom seems awake, you need to open your eyes, cats are probably the second most evil animals in the world after hamsters.

RENAME HIM SISSEL!