Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent almost $500 adopting a senior cat and buying everything we needed to take care of him. He died 6 hours later. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
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Top comments
HarryMcC 1
I think your mum owes you $500 dollars and a better explanation.
Omit 4
How would a cat ruin your love life?
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Comments (78)
momo1972 3
Looks like she's right, $500 buck buys a lot of love
SmittyJA24 26
I'm curious: how did you find the guy that bought the cat from your mom? And a nice "FML" for your mom as she did a lousy job of getting rid of that ******* cat.
structuredchaoz 4
Move out. Or kick your mom out.
Evan2297 0
Umm....
dearbarn 0
You look gay
spazzy910 0
Aww! Your life SUCKS :) hope It gets better???
stephanyk2 7
What a bitch.
jessiejess020 0
Tell your mom if you can has your money back
ALQ_fml 13
The only bright side I can see in this, OP, is that you now legally own that cat (if you didn't before). If she tries to do this again, threaten her with legal action and she might stop being such an uncaring brat. Also, move out as soon as you can (or kick her out if it's your place).
isaac713 0
be a man and get a dog !!!
Enigmax2514 7
What a rip off! And he was your neighbour too ain't he