Money: Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought...

By Username - 14/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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By tickdog - 19/03/2012 03:09 - United States - Rockwall

Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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HarryMcC 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 15:55

I think your mum owes you $500 dollars and a better explanation.

Omit 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:03

How would a cat ruin your love life?

Comments

momo1972 3

Monday 15 August 2011 3:57

Looks like she's right, $500 buck buys a lot of love

SmittyJA24 26

Monday 15 August 2011 4:00

I'm curious: how did you find the guy that bought the cat from your mom? And a nice "FML" for your mom as she did a lousy job of getting rid of that ******* cat.

structuredchaoz 4

Monday 15 August 2011 4:42

Move out. Or kick your mom out.

Evan2297 0

Monday 15 August 2011 5:36

Umm....

dearbarn 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:30

You look gay

spazzy910 0

Monday 15 August 2011 5:50

Aww! Your life SUCKS :) hope It gets better???

stephanyk2 7

Monday 15 August 2011 5:56

What a bitch.

jessiejess020 0

Monday 15 August 2011 6:33

Tell your mom if you can has your money back

ALQ_fml 13

Monday 15 August 2011 6:54

The only bright side I can see in this, OP, is that you now legally own that cat (if you didn't before). If she tries to do this again, threaten her with legal action and she might stop being such an uncaring brat. Also, move out as soon as you can (or kick her out if it's your place).