Shit what about Tarantulas?! Those fucking dicks are gigantic! -shivers in fear-

This is a continued fml from when op came home to discover that his house had been destroyed on minecraft...

Today, I was holding a knife in my right hand, all the sudden my left arm started to itch, I forgot I had a knife. FML

maybe try anti-perspirant repellent ?

It's funny how so many people are completely oblivious to how retarded they are haha

Moral of the story: don't have fucking cactuses in the house.

ugh... arachnaphobia

you're hot.

Go back and read the FML honey. -.-

lol. it clearly stats LARGE cactus. what are you !? blind !?

states* ^^^^

Sorry, I apologise =)

worries man =D

actually it was a piece of a large cactus, so the size is not defined

"I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus." ...I was taking out a LARGE CACTUS. That's indicative of the cactus itself being large.

45, it says after that 'as I wa throwing the pieces away' Dont need to be a jackass.

Like always...

Always be a pain in the butt...spiders...

You must hate Spiderman.

Aha me too aha

It was funny who does that lol but have slammed my hand on the car door while entering the doctors office lol but at least I was already at the doctors office.lol so I probably shouldn't be talking. Aha

Beat it with a cactus . . . maybe that's how the other guy scabbed his penis

Jerking too hard with a cactus? That's more than a scab.

Omg yuu have such an amazing smile :)

It says she was picking up prices to throw away.

Pieces* xD

I said that but for some reason it went to a completely different comment. (the one of the guy who moderated this). And I was just like... Fuck it.

I believe those are for flies.

15- I'm pretty sure you can use them for whatever the fuck you want.

15- I'm pretty sure you can use them for whatever the fuck you want.

Yes as I also carry a flie swatter everywhere I go -.- please don't be stupid.

fly*

Who kills a spider with a fly swatter? -__-

Butt scratcher?