Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML
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blondie1208
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spiders. gotta hate those little bitches
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glutgyoogle
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I hate when the spider wins....
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blondie1208
| 17
spiders. gotta hate those little bitches
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Blueglasscup
| 18
Shit what about Tarantulas?! Those fucking dicks are gigantic! -shivers in fear-
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Pixxio_O
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This is a continued fml from when op came home to discover that his house had been destroyed on minecraft...
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Jaimegirl
| 7
Today, I was holding a knife in my right hand, all the sudden my left arm started to itch, I forgot I had a knife. FML
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eshhayz
| 0
maybe try anti-perspirant repellent ?
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muzzr11
| 4
It's funny how so many people are completely oblivious to how retarded they are haha
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andy_l
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Moral of the story: don't have fucking cactuses in the house.
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androiddestroya
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ugh... arachnaphobia
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ilikesupras
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you're hot.
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HarryMcC
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I can say I know your pain hope it wasn't a big cactus.
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BeastMode5
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Go back and read the FML honey. -.-
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fruitschinpo
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lol. it clearly stats LARGE cactus. what are you !? blind !?
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fruitschinpo
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states* ^^^^
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HarryMcC
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Sorry, I apologise =)
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fruitschinpo
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worries man =D
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flagg1888
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actually it was a piece of a large cactus, so the size is not defined
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sxe_beast
| 11
"I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus."
...I was taking out a LARGE CACTUS. That's indicative of the cactus itself being large.
...I was taking out a LARGE CACTUS. That's indicative of the cactus itself being large.
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JenDanielle917
| 13
45, it says after that 'as I wa throwing the pieces away' Dont need to be a jackass.
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Autosaver
| 15
Ouch! Hope you feel better. Spiders can be a pain in the butt sometimes. :|
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Zareen
| 0
Like always...
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Zareen
| 0
Always be a pain in the butt...spiders...
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glutgyoogle
| 6
I hate when the spider wins....
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CDABXXX
| 5
You must hate Spiderman.
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bawlerr75
| 9
Well y would you even do that lmfao aha:D that made my day aha
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
Aha me too aha
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bawlerr75
| 9
It was funny who does that lol but have slammed my hand on the car door while entering the doctors office lol but at least I was already at the doctors office.lol so I probably shouldn't be talking. Aha
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ImmaB3AST
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Spider-1, Dumb person trying to beat it with a cactus-0.
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Jacobt24
| 19
Beat it with a cactus . . . maybe that's how the other guy scabbed his penis
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ImmaB3AST
| 7
Jerking too hard with a cactus? That's more than a scab.
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bawlerr75
| 9
Omg yuu have such an amazing smile :)
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MangoRico1
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Ninja spider... Better sleep with one eye open now...
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NomOnShroomz
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So you ripped off a piece of the cactus and tried (and failed) to hit the spider with it?
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ImmaB3AST
| 7
It says she was picking up prices to throw away.
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seeunexttuesdays
| 6
Pieces* xD
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ImmaB3AST
| 7
I said that but for some reason it went to a completely different comment. (the one of the guy who moderated this). And I was just like... Fuck it.
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dstivers
| 0
They make items for situations like these. I believe they're called fly swatters. You should look into getting one.
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
I believe those are for flies.
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carlieee1
| 8
15- I'm pretty sure you can use them for whatever the fuck you want.
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carlieee1
| 8
15- I'm pretty sure you can use them for whatever the fuck you want.
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meatwad63
| 0
Yes as I also carry a flie swatter everywhere I go -.- please don't be stupid.
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jellitonoctopus
| 19
fly*
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
Who kills a spider with a fly swatter? -__-
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1vdog
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Butt scratcher?
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acquiesce
| 6
Ouch.