Money: Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought...

By Username - 14/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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By tickdog - 19/03/2012 03:09 - United States - Rockwall

Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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HarryMcC 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 15:55

I think your mum owes you $500 dollars and a better explanation.

Omit 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:03

How would a cat ruin your love life?

Comments

crazygurlzz1 5

Friday 19 August 2011 10:16

u can have my love life. try handlin 7 guys and a jelous boyfriend. not that fun

AvikC818 8

Monday 22 August 2011 15:02

Well... At least you have your cat. And my cat helps me get women... So it's helpful for the love life

punkrocker092 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:24

Cats suck, your mom was right

BlueberrySwisher 9

Friday 9 September 2011 23:35

No pussy is worth that much.

kalynnepointer 7

Monday 18 February 2013 9:13

I wouldn't have spent $500, I would have just thrown him his $10 back and taken my cat. Then I hope you did something about your mother, cause that is not okay.