By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML
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roaminginsomniac 0

Sounds about right. Men usually scream like little girls.

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fishness 0
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Hahaha, my Christmas tree fell on me when I was 6.

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icanspellgud 0

kill yourself

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crazytoaster 2
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*I'm a 38 year old bitch. There, error fixed.

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icanspellgud 0

also, FIRSTTTT!!!!1!1!1!11!1!1111over 9000

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munchly 17
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yeah I would scream too if the tree was about to fall on My son!

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skullbashd 3

I would laugh

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roaminginsomniac 0

Sounds about right. Men usually scream like little girls.

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MagicMeds 0
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I only saw tree at first, so I pictured a normal sized (huge) tree and a goliath granny holding it up xD

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fishness 0
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Hahaha, my Christmas tree fell on me when I was 6.

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myfriend_youfail 3
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Sadly, you're not first. Now STFU and GTFO.

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Caayouteepie 0

HAHAHA this is a hilarious visual.

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shortmomma88 0

wow nikki. thats a bad ass story! for real. a little sad, but hilarious at the same time. as for the op...some people panic when bad things happen. i'm just happy someone was there to save his itty bitty! :)

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Sun_Kissed18 25

I was so thinking that too! :D

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musicislife1995_fml 0
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you're an amazing protector of your child aren't you :) FYL for not being man enough to stand up to a tree, that is typically dead.

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fafa123_fml 0

uhm, where's the masculinity? come on, guys like u shame all men everywhere :(

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Starfire22 5
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Are you perhaps related to the guy who ran out of the bathroom screaming because of a cricket?

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lostfaithinpppl 19
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Are you sure you are a guy? Take a closer look, maybe there's a vagina down there after all.

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