Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent almost $500 adopting a senior cat and buying everything we needed to take care of him. He died 6 hours later. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
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Top comments
HarryMcC 1
I think your mum owes you $500 dollars and a better explanation.
Omit 4
How would a cat ruin your love life?
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Comments (78)
MonkeyGirl17844 0
WTF! FYL! 'Nuff said. :-)
Jujubilee 1
Ew wtf?! Ur mom's a huge bitch for that!
uncookedyew 4
ydi
purplegirl7 0
your mom is an idiot!!! was it ruining your love life?
vbmg152 19
YDI
LifeStory32 9
That's really messed up
kittea86 0
ydi for being an idiot and paying the five hundred. fyl for a bitch mother
727Aaron727 0
YDI for having a cat
deviable 9
Oh man that would piss me off. Seriously who thinks something like that is ok?
tj4234 36
YDI for not spotting earlier that your mum is a lunatic.