Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent almost $500 adopting a senior cat and buying everything we needed to take care of him. He died 6 hours later. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
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Top comments
HarryMcC 1
I think your mum owes you $500 dollars and a better explanation.
Omit 4
How would a cat ruin your love life?
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Comments (78)
GlitteryMasakali 1
YDI for paying $500 for something that's already yours. FYL for having a stupid mother :P
jerico616 14
No cat is worth $10 let alone $500!!!
delfino1604 24
I think your mother was right... 500 dollars right YDI!
UsagiArwen 23
If my mother sold off one of MY cats, I would have a fit. I know $500 is a lot for a cat, but to people who own cats and love them, it's almost like "what would you pay for your kids". And people shell out a lot more for pedigree animals, fyi. I say FYL op. At least you got your cat back. Tell your mom to leave your cats the eff alone.
Emperorerror 8
Well I guess now's the time you realize that your mother is ******* insane.
wickedeva 2
Fake
horneyman13 0
If u can afford a house lady then u can doughnat some money to some broke ass m.f. Haha
annihil8or 15
You should sell ur mother
BlueberrySwisher 9
I wouldn't even get $10 for mine.
loserman67 36
$500 BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! sounds like alot of money for a little pussy............
leeskeeee 3
hmm 10 bucks is enough for a dime sac..