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My name's João. My second name's Mario. And I'm Brazilian. I'm quite boring at times but i can be a real nutter at will I'm socially awkward, unless im with a group of close friends :3 I never know what to write on these things xD Erm, I like cars&my biggest ambition is to become an airline pilot. Dubstep, Nirvana, Blink182, P!ATD and Linkin Park are my guilty pleasures. I know more about cars than anyone else I know I own a pair of chinos And I hate them. You show up at my door with Ben&Jerry's and I'll marry you. I've been living in England for 4 years, and I've changed so much during that time. I never return x's I can't stand wearing black trousers and black tops at the same time okbye

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