Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent almost $500 adopting a senior cat and buying everything we needed to take care of him. He died 6 hours later. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML
Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
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Top comments
HarryMcC 1
I think your mum owes you $500 dollars and a better explanation.
Omit 4
How would a cat ruin your love life?
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Comments (78)
glutgyoogle 6
Well at least you got your pussy back:D
sexy_geek 5
Lmao
glutgyoogle 6
Well at least you got your pussy back:D
perdix 31
If you are spending $500 on a cat and not just demanding the SOB give it back, it's not your love life that is ruined -- it's your WHOLE life that is ruined. You have no common sense or courage or any idea of the value of money. Lack of sex is just going to be the least of your problems. The driving poverty and repeated cons played on you will subject you to such misery that romance will never blossom and you'll probably be too sad, angry and hungry to even **********.
whcwtexan 0
Once again, perdix FTW!!! Well said also.
deviable 9
You really think OP didn't try demanding it back in the first place?
perdix 31
deviable, yes, I think the OP didn't try demanding the cat back in the first place.
crimsongetsu 0
hey **** u for Putin such a stupid coment
Bless23 0
Wtf? Your an idiot but Perdix is right ofcourse. If you dont have the guts to demand yiur cat back and let alone back it up with evidence such as photos and the cat responding to you then yeah you deserve it. And your a blantant idiot for writing it off as a stupid comment as your narrow minded mind probably couldnt handle reading the 2 paragraphs. It wasnt a stupid comment it was a smart way to tell someone that their too afraid of confrontation to even ask for the cat back and if this habit continues then they'll end up living in a rut. But sadly you only saw the comment as something that wasnt funny and deemed it stupid.
ImmaB3AST 7
I would never spend $500 on a pussy.
ImmaB3AST 7
Shit better be. A $500 pussy better be golden with an automatic condom dispenser giving you the perfect size and best pleasures. She will respond to all your movements perfectly and make it the best sex ever(:. Wait am I talkin about pussy or cats? Well for cats... Same rules apply.
MangoRico1 1
Invest in cats not stocks...
Xxgreenbug29xX 5
I think your mom's the one ruining your love life.
ashrandom 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Its just a stupid cat, get a new one.
asherah14 7
You've obviously never bonded with an animal. My personal opinion is $500 is extreme but I'd go to a lot of effort to get any of my pets back if something like this happened to me.
QuarterOPie 3
have you ever had a pet? there hard to get rid of if you love them so much i'd spend the 500 for my cat
deviable 9
Pets are family members, that's like if your child runs away and someone tells you "just make a new one, it's less effort."
kevsnev 7
*interfere :3
LowLives 9
that cat better be worth that $500.
Sonfang 19
Obviously it was. I'd spend that to get one of my cats back, they are like children each one has an individual personality.
ImmaB3AST 7
Kevs. You stole my birthday and we are the exact same age. :O