By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
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You put your arm around your dog to be " cute?" Strange reason.

"Let sleeping dogs lie." Never wondered why that's an old adage, huh?

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You put your arm around your dog to be " cute?" Strange reason.

I've done it before. My dog freaked out as well. Not biting, but I felt lousy afterwards. -scoff- Especially if it was a big dog, I found this FML cute. Especially since I know I'm not the only one who does this. xD But in all seriousness, I understand why the OP did that. Not their fault. (:

she put the dogs arm around her neck

I love cuddling my puppies, it IS cute :D

dogs don't have arms.

I'm pretty sure they have arms... :P

So...what do they have? All four claws? -_-

they don't have arms they have 4 legs, are you going to say the dog's arm has a foot?

i'm pretty sure she meant front legs when she said arms cause if she just wrote "I put my dog's leg around my neck" that would be awkward

70 - i understand what you're saying. but it's best not to disturb dogs while they're sleeping. they're most likely to freak out.

No if you reread it, it says she put the dog's arm around HER neck.

"First!" ...Oh are we not just posting the various things that are guaranteed to be modded?

Clearly is. Look at the top of the screen.

She didn't like you noseying around is all.

Uhh, dogs don't have arms. Just legs. And ouch. Lol

"Let sleeping dogs lie." Never wondered why that's an old adage, huh?

I've yelled at mine before. Sometimes she'll start yelping and shaking around. If I can't sleep, then she can't sleep either (That's my justification for it at least). I'll admit that it wouldn't be a good idea to get close though. Usually takes a couple seconds for her to realize where the hell she is.

sounds like you have a mean dog :)

In tha face!

You never fail to make me giggle inappropriately.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING ME UP, BITCH!"

Ironically or coincidentally, whichever, the dog is female and therefor is a bitch

If I were the dog, I would have bit you too.