FML : Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't...

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Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 27 August 2014 23:04 / United Kingdom - London

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By hornytoad13 | 15

#6050486 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:53

He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

By JasonUMN | 15

#6050482 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:51

They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

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By JasonUMN | 15

#6050482 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:51

They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

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Way2Fast8 | 20

#6050567 - Thursday 28 August 2014 05:50

I've seen THAT in movies too many times

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girI | 20

#6050884 - Thursday 28 August 2014 11:51

Classic

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Dodger_fan16 | 11

#6051587 - Friday 29 August 2014 05:45

I bet that's the most tongue he's gotten in a while

By hornytoad13 | 15

#6050486 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:53

He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

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BvbArmy_0 | 18

#6050975 - Friday 29 August 2014 02:36

YES

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xBethanyC | 15

#6055253 - Wednesday 3 September 2014 05:05

I'm more concerned with the fact that his wife kisses like a dog.. or who knows, maybe his dog has had some kissing lessons?

By sarahmaxine | 19

#6050488 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:54

Happened to my friend just a short while back lol

By MRVOlivia | 22

#6050492 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:54

Hope your wife doesn't fine out

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Nyx7 | 24

#6050628 - Thursday 28 August 2014 07:27

Find*

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_purepxrcelain_ | 6

#6051441 - Friday 29 August 2014 02:19

LMFAO ^^

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milo_fml | 9

#6111953 - Friday 7 November 2014 03:21

What's so funny, #70??

By yung_dubbs | 9

#6050493 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:54

You kept going right?

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SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6050736 - Thursday 28 August 2014 08:19

The real FML here is that the dog stopped.

By DogeMan | 14

#6050494 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:55

He just wanted some love

By salvorican | 24

#6050496 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:55

So, who's the better kisser?

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SmittyJA24 | 26

#6050523 - Thursday 28 August 2014 04:22

The dog. I'm sure the dog used more tongue.

By ifoundalaska | 11

#6050502 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:57

Well that's even better

By xXToxicPenguinXx | 12

#6050503 - Thursday 28 August 2014 03:57

Mans best friend at its finest

By eatinchocolate | 8

#6050508 - Thursday 28 August 2014 04:03

dogs give the best kisses

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