By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
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He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

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They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

I've seen THAT in movies too many times

Classic

I bet that's the most tongue he's gotten in a while

He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

I'm more concerned with the fact that his wife kisses like a dog.. or who knows, maybe his dog has had some kissing lessons?

Happened to my friend just a short while back lol

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You kept going right?

The real FML here is that the dog stopped.

He just wanted some love

So, who's the better kisser?

The dog. I'm sure the dog used more tongue.

Well that's even better

Mans best friend at its finest

dogs give the best kisses