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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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The force is stupid in this one

By dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML

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WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

If you think this is an FML you don't deserve him.

TONYMFSTARK 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:34

BUM BUM BUM BUMBA BUM BUMBA BUM. from a fellow female, holy shit, that is funny. especially since my school band is playing the starwars music.

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lolfmlfail 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:26

1st and lol y u care

Y_U_19029 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:44

I dnt see anything wrong with this, star wars is down

ahti546 11

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:55

How is this an FML?

lolfmlfail 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:28

really isn't an fml

silentfog 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:31

Thats awesome

mitch707 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:48

I agree thats hilarious!

YeahFMLxX 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:15

he deserves the 6 disk collection for that ..

RevengeOnYou 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:39

Ur boyfriend deserves a thumbs up XD thats pretty adorable rofl

ohhbaaabbby 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:21

hahahahaha clever mother ******!!

elvgar 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:09

hillarious :P

TiffanyBlews27 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:33

that's freakin' awesome! be glad it wasn't some shorty movie or show's theme. damn I'm jealous!

DiNgD0ng 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 7:07

PURE EPICNESS

TONYMFSTARK 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:34

BUM BUM BUM BUMBA BUM BUMBA BUM. from a fellow female, holy shit, that is funny. especially since my school band is playing the starwars music.

louie111887 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:34

nice !!!!

toomuchcrap 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:35

better than the song that never ends

kathira120 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:10

touché! haha

dacman48 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:37

******* awesome. ur bf pwns face

DBkkk 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:37

That's awesome unless he looks like jabba the hut. Did he have a lando penis?

xrod_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:39

rofl xD

jacobc47715 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:40

sweet!!!!

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Same thing different taste

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The force is stupid in this one

WAURGH

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