Giggity
United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Thanks Fred
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Anonymous
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
hantavirus
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
New filter
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Brain_fart
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
shadokis
Charlotte, United States
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
tannarox
United States
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Top comments
jewels1877 0
He was just planning to give it to you as a surprise! D: you ruined it!
sweet_candy_ 17
When you clean your room op don't forget to clean under your bed.
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Comments (85)
jewels1877 0
He was just planning to give it to you as a surprise! D: you ruined it!
Dexy86 0
lol nice
macho4819 0
lmao
dusty209 0
haha. cats are ****** awesome
BWill9014 4
the cat loves you
iazy9 14
well i tthink
jmac317 0
thats just gross
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
agreed.
jonan1212 5
yeah, if I saw that id be a lil weezy
RawrB3 0
win^
samadams42 0
44 thats hilarious
b1ondiee 0
lucky you!
sweet_candy_ 17
When you clean your room op don't forget to clean under your bed.
sallen0046 4
You didn't have enough sense to look under you bed when you first discovered this "mysterious" smell?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or before that? How often do you clean your room? What about the rest of the house? There shouldn't have been enough mice to start a collection.
lolitaababy 0
seriously! that's gross
mrahhhhh 21
Hey, at least your cat did that. If your son did, they'd be crucified. I really hope you guys get this reference else I'll look like a serial killer.
That1TallK1d 0
I don't get the reference...
joooeee 3
Jesus reference?
Tikwichka 5
Oh, I remember that one, it was creepy. I bet most mothers would imagine the crusty sock being the worst thing they expect to find under their son's bed...
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Those are death threats!! Run, it's gonna killlll yoouuuu!!! D:
mygreenhoodie 0
you better dropkick your cat..
pinkp909 8
yummmyyy;)
Hanimon 0
Get outta here cat hater! Cats are the cutest :)