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Tough love bitch!
Maybe she was goin for something a little kinky...
#22 If she's trying to be kinky with a dog, then there's something wrong with that picture.
I was thinking more from the dogs point of view, but ok sure make it awkward.
Maybe your breath stank. He was just trying to be helpful in his own way
Maybe your breath stank. He was just trying to be helpful in his own way
Where'd the other comments go?
Thank you I was wondering what was causing that itch
Forever not alone!
Whenever my dog licks MY face I maul him. >.> i thought it was the norm
As opposed to mauling you across someone else's face?
Guess you could call it a love tap? Just kidding
You need a comma after 'love'.
I doubt she mauled you there is a difference between being mauled and bitten I've been both a bite hurts sur but If she mauled your arm( in my case ) the body part will be completly ripped open and also it's harder to heal fix it's posible that ur nerves can be ripped and ya... so my point is that she most likely didn't maul your face would be completly ripped up and you would need to get to the hispital soon
gotta love them.dogs
For some reason my mind skipped over the word dog and I was thinking girlfriend.
Mans best friend...
Bad breath? Clean it up with orbit!
*Dirty mouth?
that pretty much is why dogs are so damn adorable :D
So much for "man's best friend"
And "diamonds are a girl's best friend", but since we can't tell OP's gender, we can't tell which one is relevant.
it's a saying. it doesn't mean a dog is a male human's best friend, but the best friend of the human race itself. I suggest you get some of this stuff that people call common sense.
^ I suggest you get the hell off the Internet before you infect it with your seriousness.
sorry twas I who took a dump in his lucky charms
common sense is not putting your face in a dog's face.
Only dogs would :)
Meh, that's usually a standard response with me. Gets the point across faster and better than talking.
Try hugging a cat and see how that goes...
50- I'm hugging my cat right now :) He loves meeeee
Looks like we have ourselves here some o' them hipster cat-huggers fresh out of college
Actually my cat mauls me when I DON'T hug her :')
And plus, I thought dogs didn't like it when you bring your face near their face?
That's why you don't kiss dogs...
That was just her way of showing "affection," just make sure that when you're making love to your dog, you wearing protection.
Says the top comment...
What a bitch
Bitch: A female dog, wolf, fox, or otter. Why of course, it is a female dog (therefore, a bitch), what's your point?
Your specialty!
115 - I believe that was the intended pun that 10 was making...
Tis an animal, so not very surprising?
Tis an idiot commenting. Not very suprising.
Tis? wow new word I missed out on in school! what school you go to?
It's an old phrase. Think back to Shakespeare.
Uhh 113, you're an idiot. It is a word, it's just not used often these days.
maul her back.
You forgot to capitalize the 'm' in 'maul'.
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Tough love bitch!
She loves you!