Basic bitches.

no bj for you

#2 plz stop

That was rough, rough.

YDI for trying to kick your dog in the face...even though it was your gf

When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

why was she by your feet?

Nice # 29

*Homer Simpson's voice*
Foot fetish, mmmmmm

#29 we spend way too much time on this app

I remember this fml

What fml are you guys talking about? Really curious!

haha i rememeber that one x)

me too remember it..

Oh okay yeah I remember that. Thanks!

I remember that one!

Is your girlfriend that hairy?

His girlfriend is probably King Kong

A better question is, why was your girlfriend's face that close to your foot?

They might have fallen asleep after going at it 69 style ;)

no I would rather know why OP is ok with kicking his dog but not ok with kicking a human. . .

I sometimes use my foot to push away my dog. Not in a harmful way. Though, I am pretty sure he didn't suspect his gf to be down there...

Takes doggy style in the bedroom to a whole new level :P

And this comment takes bad jokes to a whole new level...

Man you are probably gonna be in the doghouse with that one.

OP, play dead.
She has to stop asking questions and leave eventually. Right?!?

Nah, but really. Act like you're asleep. People do the weirdest shit when they're asleep, it's the perfect excuse!

Sucks bro, you never gonna live this down

I'm just wondering why her face was right by your foot. If she was trying to tickle you while you were sleeping I don't know why she thought that would be a good idea ...I'm probably not alone in just getting angry when I get tickled :p

Maybe she was trying to bury a bone

I absolutely hate being tickled. My wife likes to torture me with it. I almost broke her finger before. It wasn't a good scenario, yet she continues to do it because it's "funny".

I think you're probably exaggerating quite a bit #32.

how can you not like being tickled?

Damn! and what happened later on

pretty sure ops girlfriend ended up putting ice on her bruise. whilst op didn't get no nookie.... Probably for a while at least

Close enough.