Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried...

By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By GigaPudding_fml | 24

#6095936 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:16

When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

By HappyItalian | 38

#6095937 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:16

Is your girlfriend that hairy?

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By PenguinBitch | 43

#6095933 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:16

Basic bitches.

By iceking53 | 8

#6095935 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:16

no bj for you

sayyestothedress | 24

#6096068 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 20:29

#2 plz stop

wanted_2_want | 40

#6096625 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 6:33

That was rough, rough.

noah_1234 | 24

#6097423 - Thursday 23 October 2014 1:11

YDI for trying to kick your dog in the face...even though it was your gf

By GigaPudding_fml | 24

#6095936 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:16

When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

tayymeds | 23

#6096013 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:55

why was she by your feet?

thatoneninjadude | 14

#6096080 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 20:40

Nice # 29

confusedAsFuck | 34

#6096139 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 21:36

*Homer Simpson's voice*
Foot fetish, mmmmmm

foxwasalamb | 24

#6096140 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 21:37

#29 we spend way too much time on this app

likeableme | 9

#6096224 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 23:16

I remember this fml

nicehotcupoftea | 13

#6096276 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 0:32

What fml are you guys talking about? Really curious!

Pizzadude43897 | 3

#6096493 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 3:55

haha i rememeber that one x)

supernerd95 | 17

#6096616 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 6:22

me too remember it..

nicehotcupoftea | 13

#6096774 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 12:32

Oh okay yeah I remember that. Thanks!

IndefiniteBeauty | 17

#6096775 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 12:32

I remember that one!

By HappyItalian | 38

#6095937 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:16

Is your girlfriend that hairy?

chadermcchaf | 16

#6096180 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 22:21

His girlfriend is probably King Kong

mannatee | 19

#6096227 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 23:21

A better question is, why was your girlfriend's face that close to your foot?

False_Stupidity | 41

#6096248 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 23:49

They might have fallen asleep after going at it 69 style ;)

MrsDruidess | 23

#6096682 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 8:58

no I would rather know why OP is ok with kicking his dog but not ok with kicking a human. . .

swash984 | 22

#6096772 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 12:27

I sometimes use my foot to push away my dog. Not in a harmful way. Though, I am pretty sure he didn't suspect his gf to be down there...

By man_in_black08 | 28

#6095939 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:18

Takes doggy style in the bedroom to a whole new level :P

MrDonSalvetti | 27

#6096061 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 20:25

And this comment takes bad jokes to a whole new level...

By shelbystang | 2

#6095943 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:18

Man you are probably gonna be in the doghouse with that one.

Just_A_Tree | 20

#6096564 - Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:25

OP, play dead.
She has to stop asking questions and leave eventually. Right?!?

Nah, but really. Act like you're asleep. People do the weirdest shit when they're asleep, it's the perfect excuse!

By Texasblackboots | 16

#6095945 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:19

Sucks bro, you never gonna live this down

By WCARlover | 34

#6095946 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:20

I'm just wondering why her face was right by your foot. If she was trying to tickle you while you were sleeping I don't know why she thought that would be a good idea ...I'm probably not alone in just getting angry when I get tickled :p

tbro47 | 23

#6095990 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:43

Maybe she was trying to bury a bone

GentlemanBastard | 15

#6096040 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 20:14

I absolutely hate being tickled. My wife likes to torture me with it. I almost broke her finger before. It wasn't a good scenario, yet she continues to do it because it's "funny".