By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24
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When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

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HappyItalian 38
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Is your girlfriend that hairy?

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PenguinBitch 43
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Basic bitches.

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iceking53 8
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no bj for you

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wanted_2_want 40
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That was rough, rough.

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noah_1234 24
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YDI for trying to kick your dog in the face...even though it was your gf

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GigaPudding_fml 24
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When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

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tayymeds 23
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why was she by your feet?

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confusedAsFuck 34
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*Homer Simpson's voice* Foot fetish, mmmmmm

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foxwasalamb 24
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#29 we spend way too much time on this app

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likeableme 9
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I remember this fml

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nicehotcupoftea 13
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What fml are you guys talking about? Really curious!

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Pizzadude43897 3
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haha i rememeber that one x)

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supernerd95 17
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me too remember it..

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nicehotcupoftea 13
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Oh okay yeah I remember that. Thanks!

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IndefiniteBeauty 17
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I remember that one!

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HappyItalian 38
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Is your girlfriend that hairy?

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chadermcchaf 16
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His girlfriend is probably King Kong

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mannatee 19
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A better question is, why was your girlfriend's face that close to your foot?

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False_Stupidity 41
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They might have fallen asleep after going at it 69 style ;)

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MrsDruidess 23
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no I would rather know why OP is ok with kicking his dog but not ok with kicking a human. . .

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swash984 22
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I sometimes use my foot to push away my dog. Not in a harmful way. Though, I am pretty sure he didn't suspect his gf to be down there...

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man_in_black08 28
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Takes doggy style in the bedroom to a whole new level :P

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MrDonSalvetti 27
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And this comment takes bad jokes to a whole new level...

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shelbystang 2
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Man you are probably gonna be in the doghouse with that one.

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Just_A_Tree 20
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OP, play dead. She has to stop asking questions and leave eventually. Right?!? Nah, but really. Act like you're asleep. People do the weirdest shit when they're asleep, it's the perfect excuse!

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Texasblackboots 16
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Sucks bro, you never gonna live this down

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WCARlover 34
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I'm just wondering why her face was right by your foot. If she was trying to tickle you while you were sleeping I don't know why she thought that would be a good idea ...I'm probably not alone in just getting angry when I get tickled :p

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tbro47 23
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Maybe she was trying to bury a bone

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GentlemanBastard 15
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I absolutely hate being tickled. My wife likes to torture me with it. I almost broke her finger before. It wasn't a good scenario, yet she continues to do it because it's "funny".

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PoisonOrchid 21
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I think you're probably exaggerating quite a bit #32.

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supernerd95 17
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how can you not like being tickled?

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keiNan_fml 35
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Damn! and what happened later on

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tony1891 22
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pretty sure ops girlfriend ended up putting ice on her bruise. whilst op didn't get no nookie.... Probably for a while at least

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ambowew 7
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Close enough.

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