By Noname - 02/02/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML
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malarky 0

i seriously lol'd when i read that.

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tiki_92090 0

that is all dachshunds do. :)

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tiki_92090 0

that is all dachshunds do. :)

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malarky 0

i seriously lol'd when i read that.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

My dachshund does that! Oh my GOD it's the WORST!

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flyfar54 0

I'm sorry, but that sounds so cute! LOL

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bdirrrtyy 0

Haha that's my FML on a daily basis. Accept they're my dogs, and they're boston terriers.

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twilax101 0

OMFG IN YOUR EAR?! EFF YOUR LIFE! ..... Yes, i use sarcasm.

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neezie 0

In my neck of the woods we call that the whistling whinthrop.

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angelpie1234567 0

I would forgive a weiner dog if it did that to me, cause they're SOOO CUTE! :D

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youjustmademelol 4

Yeah, most dogs could get away with murder with cuteness. Gotta love 'em!

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mhm_megann 0

lmfao, wiener dog. Ive never heard a 'sausage' dog called a wiener dog before hahahahaha It sounds so strange !

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lil_ham1644 29

I've never heard "sausage dog" before. Where are you from?

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