Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
sourgirl101 29
Monikabug! I knew you had a kinky side. Turned to the darkside did ya?
sourgirl101 29
Wait are we talking about the same thing? Are you a fan of Snickerdoodles or panda ****? Haha wait don't answer. Let me just guess.
Lacea357 0
Hygiene issues of that degree of severity are often a sign of abuse...maybe, instead of being critical, it would be better to focus on this as a boundary issue (i.e. I love you, but this is unhealthy. I can't change you, but I refuse to kiss you/have sex/sleep in the same bed unless you have taken care of yourself) instead of passing immediate judgement
TripleJumpMan 0
both haha
daofao3 0
lol that is effin gross
ahugit 0
wow, cyber-bullying? does picking on someone you don't even know make you feel good or something? Be nice, for gods sake.
Teqoph 0
usually I'll go all summer without showering....granted I'm in the ocean everday and sometimes use the showers at the beach to rinse off....what's the point after all that
Monikabug 9
Lol! I will let you guess. >:] But no, I am a fan of snickerdoodles. Panda **** just doesn't do it for me.
oneforme 0
you should take a cute little shit on his face since he seems to like stinky things anways. would turn him on if u pooped on him
iamborat99 0
what a sloppy ass dork