By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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sourgirl101 28

Monikabug! I knew you had a kinky side. Turned to the darkside did ya?

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sourgirl101 28

Wait are we talking about the same thing? Are you a fan of Snickerdoodles or panda ****? Haha wait don't answer. Let me just guess.

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Lacea357 0

Hygiene issues of that degree of severity are often a sign of abuse...maybe, instead of being critical, it would be better to focus on this as a boundary issue (i.e. I love you, but this is unhealthy. I can't change you, but I refuse to kiss you/have sex/sleep in the same bed unless you have taken care of yourself) instead of passing immediate judgement

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daofao3 0

lol that is effin gross

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ahugit 0

wow, cyber-bullying? does picking on someone you don't even know make you feel good or something? Be nice, for gods sake.

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Teqoph 0

usually I'll go all summer without showering....granted I'm in the ocean everday and sometimes use the showers at the beach to rinse off....what's the point after all that

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Monikabug 9

Lol! I will let you guess. >:] But no, I am a fan of snickerdoodles. Panda **** just doesn't do it for me.

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oneforme 0

you should take a cute little shit on his face since he seems to like stinky things anways. would turn him on if u pooped on him

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iamborat99 0

what a sloppy ass dork

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