Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
farsidee 0
I beg to differ quilwit.
godfather31 0
first you state that your not on here all the time, then you make the comment saying "you must be on here all the time too." which gives people the idea you are on this all the time. Please make up your mind and while you are at it make me a sandwich.
ibrett93 0
Mmmmmm.. nothing like some good ole' 9 day old nut-cheese! yuuummmmmmmmmm-E!! "Pukes on your mother's face for giving birth to you. "
godfather31 0
and I would rather have no picture at all then have a picture of a panda. *********** isn't my thing.
skyeyez9 25
YDI for picking a filthy slob to be your bf.
sourgirl101 29
At 18Quik everytime I see your picture it reminds me of my Japanese friend that was into panda ****. Weirdo but fun to hang around with.
KurouTenshi 0
axe shower gel, how dirty boys get clean.
956TXking 0
commercial pickup lines ftw
Sirin_fml 47
Well this is a truly enlightening debate.
fournineteen 0
The OP's boyfriend is brilliant.
feverinurbeaver 0
snicks if I ever see you I'm gonna cut your throat. don't reply to this you lesbian