Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
Brenda_a5 0
Hope you give him oral sex AFTER he showers!
godfather31 0
^^ this does not solve my sandwich problem I'm hungry and need it now.
faxe 0
#34, you have a Japanese friend into panda ****. WTF?
956TXking 0
everyone hates snickerdoodles.... there should be a kick or boot button
956TXking 0
panda **** ftw
cubanchick 0
why would you even put your mouth anywhere on his body if you knows it's dirty.
wow_badfml 0
quickwit... are you really a panda bear?? pfft didn't think so. op soz.. fyl
feverinurbeaver 0
either your stupid or fugly for being with him, you deserve to suck dirty dick
johnnyexpl0sion 0
OP you are a nasty bitch.
babyteef 0
Why is this an FML? Certainly you don't deserve that, but if him showering is a problem, think about the kinds of future problems you will have. YDI for dating him still. it obviously doesnt bother you that much if you won't dump him.
teacher411 0
Snickers, aren't you like 13??? You shouldn't know about sex and oral sex yet...just saying.