Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up...

By solitaire - 20/07/2013 08:14 - United States - Enumclaw

Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML

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You deserved it 8 228

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By yourmomsabitch - 25/06/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 548

You deserved it 5 094

Poked

By Facebook - 13/06/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 644

You deserved it 6 638

By Hammy - 25/11/2014 02:17 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 738

You deserved it 3 841

Well done!

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 17:01

Today, I got congratulations at work for being "so focused" and "not spending time on my phone." I didn't have the heart to tell my manager I don't spend time on my phone because I have no friends to talk to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 158

Living in another world

By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 14:08 - Canada - Fort Frances

Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 007

You deserved it 142

Sensitive

By fragile - 06/07/2022 14:00

Today, the reality of how shattered my mental health is truly hit me when I spent ten minutes crying after a bot beat me at a card game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 773

You deserved it 254

Crossword anxiety

By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I've been so anxious that I downloaded a crossword app to try to focus. You get stars whenever you complete a puzzle, either 1, 2, or 3. I'm now up to 400 stars and placed first in a competition I didn't even know I was participating in. I'm still anxious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 928

You deserved it 177

Online Dating = Brutal

By kirbykylestorm - 16/09/2018 20:30

Today, I realised just how lonely I am. After using Tinder for about a week, I got my first match. I said hi while I was in class since I was excited, but by the time I'd gotten back home, she'd unmatched me. I've never felt so hurt by a complete stranger before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 825

You deserved it 343

By kumbuck3t15 - 29/07/2012 20:20 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 531

You deserved it 25 902

Depression 2023

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 22:00 - United States - Providence

Today, I was finally alone for the first time in a year. I thought I'd go to a restaurant, but ended up getting there before they opened. While waiting, I listened to music, only to end up crying for several minutes because I haven't had a girlfriend since 2010, and never will again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 680

You deserved it 291

Uramonkey 11

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:22

Who needs friends when you have solitaire!

DudeEvil 22

Saturday 20 July 2013 17:28

Or both!

Comments

Uramonkey 11

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:22

Who needs friends when you have solitaire!

LeFrogDog 27

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:50

Anyone else thinking solitary confinement?

NakedandScared 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 17:11

Or someone who sucks at solitaire

rock4climber 9

Saturday 20 July 2013 18:19

my record time is 55 seconds

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 5:41

I love solitaire :D

Suzi_d16 27

Wednesday 9 June 2021 0:53

Mine is 51s :D

Fmlano 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:23

Maybe you should uninstall Solitaire.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Saturday 20 July 2013 18:31

And install Zoosk.

Uramonkey 11

Saturday 20 July 2013 18:36

Make sure to put in you are a professional solitaire player in your description. Chicks love that shit ;)

ImAFaker 29

Saturday 20 July 2013 18:39

Or put Zoosk next to solitaire so you can play less.

marcranger 28

Saturday 20 July 2013 23:49

Where do the **** and Bible apps fit into this lineup?

ihpp 22

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:24

great game. I play it all the time. also a great song.

lolasains 7

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:24

People still play solitaire?

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:58

Sure as hell looks like it...step off...

Blixamarkham 9

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:24

Now do it with real cards!

Wizardo 33

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:27

Well they call it Solitaire for it being a two player game, try some online poker instead and make some poker buddies.

kozzard 17

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:23

I found your missing "don't". you're welcome

Wizardo 33

Sunday 21 July 2013 20:57

Yeah I was going to correct it but I reached the time limit and it wouldn't let me reply to my comment regularly, anyway thanks for finding it, bitch is always getting lost.