By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML
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eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

Why don't you try contacting them?

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summerguy97 16

How?

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Maybe you're one of those unfortunate ugly people? Mommy always told me looks don't matter, but she lied. eHarmony isn't that great anyway.

Why don't you try contacting them?

eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

You must be ugly as fuck or maybe you don't have that much going on in your life or both?? Ever think about contacting them? That's also a possibility. Maybe you might actually get somewhere instead of expecting others to contact you....either that or you could try meeting people in real life and see how that goes...

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Why don't you go out and meet somone instead of hiding behind a computer. You deserve to not have anyone if you can't meet them yourself.