Love: Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost...

By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML

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coopcas 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:18

eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

24788 6

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:14

Why don't you try contacting them?

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tky405 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:05

haha its okay

accepted850 9

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:24

Ehh

katelyns 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:06

That's cute

summerguy97 16

Friday 22 November 2013 23:11

How?

elliebutton 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:07

LOL.

Chowi_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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redbluegreen 40

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:14

Maybe you're one of those unfortunate ugly people? Mommy always told me looks don't matter, but she lied. eHarmony isn't that great anyway.

24788 6

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:14

Why don't you try contacting them?

coopcas 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:18

eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:18

You must be ugly as **** or maybe you don't have that much going on in your life or both?? Ever think about contacting them? That's also a possibility. Maybe you might actually get somewhere instead of expecting others to contact you....either that or you could try meeting people in real life and see how that goes...