By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML
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coopcas 0

eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

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redbluegreen 40

Maybe you're one of those unfortunate ugly people? Mommy always told me looks don't matter, but she lied. eHarmony isn't that great anyway.

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coopcas 0

eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

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Naheelawhatwhat 0

You must be ugly as **** or maybe you don't have that much going on in your life or both?? Ever think about contacting them? That's also a possibility. Maybe you might actually get somewhere instead of expecting others to contact you....either that or you could try meeting people in real life and see how that goes...

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Dean84 0

Why don't you go out and meet somone instead of hiding behind a computer. You deserve to not have anyone if you can't meet them yourself.

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