By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML
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redbluegreen 40
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Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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jio_freed 0

You must have magic fingers

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jio_freed 0

You must have magic fingers

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GrandTheftLlama 0

omg that is sooooo wrong. I wouldn't know whether to feel disgusted with myself or like a god.

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wheatie 0
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aww pry her first is a while. be happy you gave her tht simple pleasure before she dies.

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12luck34 0
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1- Hahahahahaha lolz (;

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v8rax 0
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lmao @ wheatie if that's how u spell it lol

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Abbeygale 8
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I thought they only allowed female carers to wash/help with personal things when the patient is female?

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redbluegreen 40
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Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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hilda_kitty 16
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one of those baby bards, eh? they always taste the weirdest... how's that for gross?

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fash 0
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Ohhh, awkward.

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Hawk42 16
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Do you mean hawkward?

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myfairyoshi_fml 0

Ummm....... wow I think i just died a little on the inside. I now understand how you got a patient "really happy" O.o

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wheatie 0
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iPeterPan 8
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Kind of a bitch aren't we?

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_cheeseballs 0

I lol'd majorly.

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love2shop 0
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urghh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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ZiggyMorrison 0

oh baaaaaby thats hot nothing like good ol granny orgasms

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graceinsheepwear 33

There are lots of younger people in long term care following injury or with chronic conditions. It doesn't say anywhere that she was old.

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Sevenfold 0

LOLOL. I just spit up alittle...

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princessxD 0

Lmfao, this is gross.

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