By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML
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Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You must have magic fingers

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You must have magic fingers

omg that is sooooo wrong. I wouldn't know whether to feel disgusted with myself or like a god.

aww pry her first is a while. be happy you gave her tht simple pleasure before she dies.

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lmao @ wheatie if that's how u spell it lol

I thought they only allowed female carers to wash/help with personal things when the patient is female?

Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

one of those baby bards, eh? they always taste the weirdest... how's that for gross?

Ohhh, awkward.

Do you mean hawkward?

Ummm....... wow I think i just died a little on the inside. I now understand how you got a patient "really happy" O.o

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Kind of a bitch aren't we?

I lol'd majorly.

urghh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

oh baaaaaby thats hot nothing like good ol granny orgasms

There are lots of younger people in long term care following injury or with chronic conditions. It doesn't say anywhere that she was old.

LOLOL. I just spit up alittle...

Lmfao, this is gross.