FML : Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to...

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Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 June 2009 06:40 / United States

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By redbluegreen | 40

#300829 - Saturday 13 June 2009 15:58

Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

By jio_freed | 0

#300828 - Saturday 13 June 2009 15:58

You must have magic fingers

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By jio_freed | 0

#300828 - Saturday 13 June 2009 15:58

You must have magic fingers

GrandTheftLlama | 0

#325980 - Sunday 21 June 2009 6:50

omg that is sooooo wrong. I wouldn't know whether to feel disgusted with myself or like a god.

wheatie | 0

#994521 - Saturday 15 May 2010 18:53

aww pry her first is a while. be happy you gave her tht simple pleasure before she dies.

12luck34 | 0

#1220727 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 4:53

1- Hahahahahaha lolz (;

v8rax | 0

#2296770 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:39

lmao @ wheatie if that's how u spell it lol

Abbeygale | 8

#5404463 - Thursday 14 March 2013 2:07

I thought they only allowed female carers to wash/help with personal things when the patient is female?

By redbluegreen | 40

#300829 - Saturday 13 June 2009 15:58

Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

hilda_kitty | 16

#1025438 - Wednesday 9 June 2010 20:15

one of those baby bards, eh? they always taste the weirdest...

how's that for gross?

By fash | 0

#300830 - Saturday 13 June 2009 15:59

Ohhh, awkward.

Hawk42 | 16

#6152274 - Tuesday 23 December 2014 19:26

Do you mean hawkward?

By myfairyoshi_fml | 0

#300847 - Saturday 13 June 2009 16:02

Ummm....... wow
I think i just died a little on the inside.

I now understand how you got a patient "really happy" O.o

wheatie | 0

#902656 - Monday 1 March 2010 4:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

iPeterPan | 8

#4262226 - Thursday 5 April 2012 10:38

Kind of a bitch aren't we?

By _cheeseballs | 0

#300848 - Saturday 13 June 2009 16:02

I lol'd majorly.

By agifttotearapart | 0

#300854 - Saturday 13 June 2009 16:04

lollllll

By love2shop | 0

#300857 - Saturday 13 June 2009 16:04

urghh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#300858 - Saturday 13 June 2009 16:05

oh baaaaaby thats hot nothing like good ol granny orgasms

graceinsheepwear | 33

#5718087 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 8:24

There are lots of younger people in long term care following injury or with chronic conditions. It doesn't say anywhere that she was old.

By Sevenfold | 0

#300868 - Saturday 13 June 2009 16:07

LOLOL.
I just spit up alittle...

By princessxD | 0

#300878 - Saturday 13 June 2009 16:08

Lmfao, this is gross.

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