By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML
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it just means that your perfect match hasn't signed up for that website, and that you will meet them another way : )

The same thing happened with my mom. Eharmony told her she was too selfish to find a match.

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First. Haha that sucks, maybe it takes a while to get results?

those sites are motherfucking scams. i bet the basterd(s) who created the site programmed it so noone will get any matches so it will make the creaters of the site feel better about their pathetic lives cuz then other people will believe the sad bullshit that they believe.

Or there aren't that many members, making it less likelyto get a match.

You should just lie on those like everyone else!

or lower her standards...

it just means that your perfect match hasn't signed up for that website, and that you will meet them another way : )

or because OP is an unsocial lowlife with a terrible personality.

exactly. not EVERYONE in the world has an account on that site you'll find that person. font worry(:

exactly. not EVERYONE in the world has an account on that site you'll find that person. font worry(:

He met *don't worry! Lol

don't they give you like an extra free year if you don't find anyone? i say claim that.

lol @ 5 better get that free 6 months...

The same thing happened with my mom. Eharmony told her she was too selfish to find a match.

eharmony sucks. I got the same thing but probably because I'm an atheist.