FML : Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

By sad sack. / Sunday 18 January 2009 00:40 / United States

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By FunWriter20 | 0

#1404 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 23:37

Bummer. Facebook has a similar application, except it says "24 people looked at your profile this week. 0 expressed interest." Ouch.

By Timmytwofinger | 0

#190 - Thursday 5 February 2009 1:11

Gutted, nuff said

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By Timmytwofinger | 0

#190 - Thursday 5 February 2009 1:11

Gutted, nuff said

tpm45 | 25

#5745828 - Thursday 7 November 2013 18:49

Story of my life.......

By FunWriter20 | 0

#1404 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 23:37

Bummer. Facebook has a similar application, except it says "24 people looked at your profile this week. 0 expressed interest." Ouch.

By Fenzie | 0

#7455 - Thursday 26 February 2009 2:46

I've been getting emails from Yahoo! Personals for a few months and every time it says 0new matches.

By mellowyellowww | 0

#65269 - Saturday 28 March 2009 20:20

haaaaaave you thought about meeting people in real life?
much better idea than using the internet.
totally.

By 24788 | 6

#159272 - Friday 1 May 2009 8:12

Online dating sucks.

By rachelbrianna25 | 0

#161764 - Saturday 2 May 2009 9:32

go 2 a bar with your friends. maybe u can find a drunk at least for the night. lol. just playing. i would try going to clubs though.

By Dooms_day | 5

#234717 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:26

lol to ^above^

By savetherainfores_fml | 0

#256628 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:16

Haha that's funny but sucks

Save the Rainforest or everyone dies

gman90210 | 18

#3965838 - Monday 30 January 2012 10:01

Talk about out of context

By 19lollipop96 | 0

#384877 - Friday 10 July 2009 18:38

Lmao
Maybe just maybe ur supposed to be alone or Internet dating is just not u

By cupcake330 | 16

#612988 - Saturday 10 October 2009 5:06

haha! how bout you go out

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